Kobolds are hacking Websites!

[merchantsteve]

Hey guys,
I got this strange email from a kobold named Kiladzirb.
Apparently I've been hacked!

Kiladzirb be good kobold! Make fun of mean Myth Merchant Press! Trapped prices of evil book and make them 20% small! Evil merchantsteve now get hijacked. Kobolds! is bad book. Must make merchantsteve pay!

Until I get this evil mess sorted out, it looks like Kobolds! is on sale. Dang it, my web skills just have to get better! Better hurry, I just picked up 'Hackmaster-proofing for Dummies!"

 

[merchantsteve]

Thank Goodness. It's only a 20% hit.

Good thing Kobolds are bad hackers. I should have this fixed by August 1st.