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<blockquote data-quote="Torm" data-source="post: 1571560" data-attributes="member: 12706"><p>Lamest Death - 1st level Paladin, fleeing from a vampire after surviving <em>one</em> lucky round, hides up a tree. Tree is then set on fire by nearby camping ogres who come to investigate the guy who can't move silently in full plate.</p><p></p><p>Lamest Reincarnation (for bonus points) - Character was dead, party decided they couldn't take on the enemy ship (Spelljammer) without me (and OOC, I wanted back into the game - was getting bored), so they decided to try some wands that had not yet been Identified on my body. First one turned me into a sheep (still dead), second one made me giant-sized (still dead), third one brought me back to life (as a giant battle sheep). Having decided I was going to have to make a new character for the next session, anyway, I got them to put me in the catapult, and flew over to the enemy ship, where a giant battle sheep did a surprising amount of damage. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Torm, post: 1571560, member: 12706"] Lamest Death - 1st level Paladin, fleeing from a vampire after surviving [I]one[/I] lucky round, hides up a tree. Tree is then set on fire by nearby camping ogres who come to investigate the guy who can't move silently in full plate. Lamest Reincarnation (for bonus points) - Character was dead, party decided they couldn't take on the enemy ship (Spelljammer) without me (and OOC, I wanted back into the game - was getting bored), so they decided to try some wands that had not yet been Identified on my body. First one turned me into a sheep (still dead), second one made me giant-sized (still dead), third one brought me back to life (as a giant battle sheep). Having decided I was going to have to make a new character for the next session, anyway, I got them to put me in the catapult, and flew over to the enemy ship, where a giant battle sheep did a surprising amount of damage. :D [/QUOTE]
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