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<blockquote data-quote="Turanil" data-source="post: 1572096" data-attributes="member: 9646"><p>My lamest character death occured in a BRP Call of Cthulhu game:</p><p></p><p>My character was a paranoid obssessed with dynamite. He always had dynamite with him, to use against the supernatural threats the group would face. Unfortunately I once entirely forgot about all the dynamite in my bagpack. We were on a vampire hunt, knowing our firearms would be useless, but believing that vampires should be vulnerable to fire. We entered the house, and I had a can of gazoline, while the other PC had a torch. As we didn't find the vampire, we eventually decided to put fire to his house. Just then, he entered the room which furnitures were beginning to burn, with us stupidly inside. The vampire jumped on the other PC with the torch, but I threw the gazoline on both of them. Of course, the other PC caught fire as well as the vampire who then attacked me, and grappled me. Hence, I also caught fire, yet frantically tried to get free from the vampire's hold.</p><p></p><p>It's when the GM remembered about all the dynamite and asked me about it... It was inside my bagpack, and since I was already burning... BOOOMM!! Everything that was left of the two stupid adventurers, the vampire, and his house, was a big crater. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Turanil, post: 1572096, member: 9646"] My lamest character death occured in a BRP Call of Cthulhu game: My character was a paranoid obssessed with dynamite. He always had dynamite with him, to use against the supernatural threats the group would face. Unfortunately I once entirely forgot about all the dynamite in my bagpack. We were on a vampire hunt, knowing our firearms would be useless, but believing that vampires should be vulnerable to fire. We entered the house, and I had a can of gazoline, while the other PC had a torch. As we didn't find the vampire, we eventually decided to put fire to his house. Just then, he entered the room which furnitures were beginning to burn, with us stupidly inside. The vampire jumped on the other PC with the torch, but I threw the gazoline on both of them. Of course, the other PC caught fire as well as the vampire who then attacked me, and grappled me. Hence, I also caught fire, yet frantically tried to get free from the vampire's hold. It's when the GM remembered about all the dynamite and asked me about it... It was inside my bagpack, and since I was already burning... BOOOMM!! Everything that was left of the two stupid adventurers, the vampire, and his house, was a big crater. :( [/QUOTE]
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