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<blockquote data-quote="KaintheSeeker" data-source="post: 1582006" data-attributes="member: 6663"><p>Okay.. these weren't my characters.. but in a game (actually 3 in a row) that I played in</p><p> </p><p>All three where CoC games.. </p><p> </p><p>Day 1.) First round of combat, player is in a light house with the rest of us when a literal HORDE of deep ones with spear guns attack. One shot out the DOZENS in the firefight hits.. Pins him to a wall for the entire five rounds of combat, while we merrily mow down the Deep Ones (not a one of us have a pistol/shotgun skill above 30% and that is what we're using). Not one of us get hit (besides for Kabob Boy who simply moans thorugh the combat)</p><p>After the fight, my doctor with a First Aid skill of 90% rolls a 00 and kills him.</p><p> </p><p>Day 2.) He's now playing an assassin who the players haven't met yet casing the same cult leader who we were talking too. He's on a hillside with a high powered rifle watching us, a shadow falls over him. Fade to Black</p><p>2 hours later we find the spindled remains of the car and him smushed into the ground. Turns out he drew a random encounter and the dark young that found him got a critical hit first round. He never saw a thing.</p><p> </p><p>Day 3.) Now another 3 months have gone by and our ensteened heroes are back in my PCs store (he was retired doctor who went into antigues) when this homeless man proceeds the player into the store by 1 round. He was playing an FBI agent called into question the players on the strange fire of the Cult Leader's house months earlier. </p><p>Just before he enters, the homeless man splits open and spikes my player into a display case, one of the other players comes unglued and goes indefinitely insane. Mr. FBI walks in.. eats 30 rounds from a steyr assualt rifle before the bell on the door finishes ringing. The Loon goes on to take out 6 cops and 10 swat team members before finally getting caught in the blast of the swat van when it went up.</p><p> </p><p>Too this day I've seen folks with bad luck, no luck, stupid choices.. but I never have seen some not survive the first round of combat so many times. It would have been fun but he spent the better part of 2 hours making up a past on each.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KaintheSeeker, post: 1582006, member: 6663"] Okay.. these weren't my characters.. but in a game (actually 3 in a row) that I played in All three where CoC games.. Day 1.) First round of combat, player is in a light house with the rest of us when a literal HORDE of deep ones with spear guns attack. One shot out the DOZENS in the firefight hits.. Pins him to a wall for the entire five rounds of combat, while we merrily mow down the Deep Ones (not a one of us have a pistol/shotgun skill above 30% and that is what we're using). Not one of us get hit (besides for Kabob Boy who simply moans thorugh the combat) After the fight, my doctor with a First Aid skill of 90% rolls a 00 and kills him. Day 2.) He's now playing an assassin who the players haven't met yet casing the same cult leader who we were talking too. He's on a hillside with a high powered rifle watching us, a shadow falls over him. Fade to Black 2 hours later we find the spindled remains of the car and him smushed into the ground. Turns out he drew a random encounter and the dark young that found him got a critical hit first round. He never saw a thing. Day 3.) Now another 3 months have gone by and our ensteened heroes are back in my PCs store (he was retired doctor who went into antigues) when this homeless man proceeds the player into the store by 1 round. He was playing an FBI agent called into question the players on the strange fire of the Cult Leader's house months earlier. Just before he enters, the homeless man splits open and spikes my player into a display case, one of the other players comes unglued and goes indefinitely insane. Mr. FBI walks in.. eats 30 rounds from a steyr assualt rifle before the bell on the door finishes ringing. The Loon goes on to take out 6 cops and 10 swat team members before finally getting caught in the blast of the swat van when it went up. Too this day I've seen folks with bad luck, no luck, stupid choices.. but I never have seen some not survive the first round of combat so many times. It would have been fun but he spent the better part of 2 hours making up a past on each. [/QUOTE]
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