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<blockquote data-quote="Draegn" data-source="post: 7629666" data-attributes="member: 6801461"><p>Once upon a time I was playing a thief. I was heavily encumbered having taken it upon myself to secure the treasures that we had found inside the keep. My treasure box was filled to the brim and as I was slowly leaving the keep I looked down into the moat from the gatehouse bridge and saw the rest of the party dying.</p><p></p><p>The poor wizard was run through before my eyes. You know things are not good at all when the wizard is on the front line, oh my. Rather than letting the huge big bad treasure taking guy kill my poor (in the sense of having no money poor) friends perish I had to make the greatest sacrifice.</p><p></p><p>Yes off the bridge went my poor treasure box right onto treasure taking guy's head. It crushed his head making it look something like strawberry jam. My poor treasure box was broken and my wealth (not whoever the guy had stolen it from) was scattered across the moat and lost in the muck. </p><p></p><p>I then lowered rope and pulled my so called friends up, so called for not a single one of them bothered to pick up a single coin or gem for me. Some gratitude. I was traumatized and could not eat strawberry jam again, I could only find solace by having lemon curd and marmalade on my toast.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Draegn, post: 7629666, member: 6801461"] Once upon a time I was playing a thief. I was heavily encumbered having taken it upon myself to secure the treasures that we had found inside the keep. My treasure box was filled to the brim and as I was slowly leaving the keep I looked down into the moat from the gatehouse bridge and saw the rest of the party dying. The poor wizard was run through before my eyes. You know things are not good at all when the wizard is on the front line, oh my. Rather than letting the huge big bad treasure taking guy kill my poor (in the sense of having no money poor) friends perish I had to make the greatest sacrifice. Yes off the bridge went my poor treasure box right onto treasure taking guy's head. It crushed his head making it look something like strawberry jam. My poor treasure box was broken and my wealth (not whoever the guy had stolen it from) was scattered across the moat and lost in the muck. I then lowered rope and pulled my so called friends up, so called for not a single one of them bothered to pick up a single coin or gem for me. Some gratitude. I was traumatized and could not eat strawberry jam again, I could only find solace by having lemon curd and marmalade on my toast. [/QUOTE]
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