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<blockquote data-quote="Scotley" data-source="post: 6605487" data-attributes="member: 11520">Rydan smiles at the insults, as a scrawny apprentice he had endured all manor insults from far more creative minds. He could give as good as he got. &quot;Crotch lickers? Turd Sniffers? Hey Gobo, you should be thankful we are speaking Elvish, for this poetic language lacks words for the indignities your pitiful kind suffers at that hands of the cruel hobgoblins and the beastly bugbears. Give a thought to keeping a civil tongue in your head, for this little chat we are having will go a long way to deciding your ultimate fate. I direct your attention to my friends here who still have their swords and axes in hand. Are you sure these insults and complaints are the best way to keep your greasy green hide intact? As a wizard I'd favor using a rather nasty spell I know that can put your insides where your outsides should be and invert your protruding parts. You wont even be able to piss your pants with your pizzle pointed in at your pancreas.&quot; That last was pure hyperbole, but Rydan sold it with a gleam in his eye and a magical sparkle at his fingertips. &quot;Now that we understand each other, why don't you tell us what you and your buggering buddies were doing out here besides picking flowers?&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="Scotley, post: 6605487, member: 11520"] Rydan smiles at the insults, as a scrawny apprentice he had endured all manor insults from far more creative minds. He could give as good as he got. [COLOR="#DDA0DD"]"Crotch lickers? Turd Sniffers? Hey Gobo, you should be thankful we are speaking Elvish, for this poetic language lacks words for the indignities your pitiful kind suffers at that hands of the cruel hobgoblins and the beastly bugbears. Give a thought to keeping a civil tongue in your head, for this little chat we are having will go a long way to deciding your ultimate fate. I direct your attention to my friends here who still have their swords and axes in hand. Are you sure these insults and complaints are the best way to keep your greasy green hide intact? As a wizard I'd favor using a rather nasty spell I know that can put your insides where your outsides should be and invert your protruding parts. You wont even be able to piss your pants with your pizzle pointed in at your pancreas."[/COLOR] That last was pure hyperbole, but Rydan sold it with a gleam in his eye and a magical sparkle at his fingertips. [COLOR="#DDA0DD"]"Now that we understand each other, why don't you tell us what you and your buggering buddies were doing out here besides picking flowers?" [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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