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Message: <blockquote data-quote="(un)reason" data-source="post: 8048334" data-attributes="member: 27780">Polyhedron Issue 23: Mar/Apr 1985part 5/6Dispel Confusion is also in on the joke, so don't expect the answers to be particularly useful this time around. I may improve on them. D&DHow much does skintight chainmail cost? (no extra, but finding one exactly the right size to accentuate your curves may take a lot of shopping time.)What are the monsters being hit by spells in the player's section of the companion set? (Given how powerful the characters are, there's not going to be enough of them left to perform detailed taxonomical analysis)What does an asterix mean (Look for a footnote, it should be somewhere nearby. Or maybe an obelisk. If You're really unlucky Getafix and the rest of the tribe will be around as well. )Can clerics play Croquet with their mallets? (Yes, and golf, cricket and baseball too. Team-building sports are an excellent way to connect with the community and serve them better, and also secure funding for your temple.)What do you do with the crayon? (the original purpose was to colour in your dice, but like a decanter of endless water, your imagination is the limit!)What spell is being illustrated on page 16 of the expert set? (In theory, it could be any one of the 7 spells on the page, but by process of logical elimination, I think we can narrow it down.)AD&DWill you publish my 2401 page manuscript? (No. Not even severely cut down. Wait until the d20 era, then you can run a kickstarter for it.)What's the difference between the former and the latter? (One takes ages to fill in, while the other is unlucky to walk underneath)Can you encounter a god on the ethereal plane (Gods, like 800 pound gorillas, can be encountered anywhere they want to be encountered.)Has Ogremoch been moonlighting in movies? (He does bear a remarkable resemblance to Bruce Willis, now you mention it. I think his acting is a bit more energetic though.) Top SecretHow deadly is a cubic inch of uranium (depends if it's enriched, but either way, not fatal unless ingested.) How far away can you hear a silenced gunshot (depends how good the silencer is)Tarantula bites aren't dangerous! (Next you'll be telling me sharks don't have fricken' laser beams! Spoilsport.)What is drawing and quartering? (Messy. Each quarter has several pints of blood, and they don't half spray when you separate them. ) How deadly are chainsaws? (comically. Say byebye to your extremities)How hard is it to remove bullets? (Just grit your teeth and pull them out. You'll be operating at full speed again by next scene.)</blockquote>

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