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<blockquote data-quote="Thunderfoot" data-source="post: 5477647" data-attributes="member: 34175">Okay, I'll bite, but first, I think the reason there is not a whole ton of &quot;crunch&quot; here is that there is plenty of it in the marketing world.&nbsp; You can buy hundreds of books with stats, but they have zero &quot;fluff&quot; value and people here are a little more transcendent than the &quot;hack and clay&quot; variety (not that we don't have our share here).But that being said I give you Bart the Bag Intelligent bag of holding/devouring/handy haversackSTR: * CON: * DEX: * INT: 24 WIS: 20 CHA: 20(6)HD: (3d10) hp: 25&nbsp; &nbsp; Ref: 0 Wil: +10 Fort: 0Bart is a non-standard bag of holding that has the devouring and handy haversack capabilities.He is a super genius but has a bit of an ego problem.&nbsp; Unless you keep Bart happy he will either hide objects from you while trying to retrieve them from his holding area or, if he is throwing a tantrum, will devour the item out of spite.&nbsp; Conversely, if Bart is happy with his treatment he will make the item appear at the top of the pile (Like Heward's Handy Haversack) making retrieval a standard action. Bart is a unique item and his creation is a mystery.&nbsp; He will explain that he is the perfection of his younger brethren, a demi-god or some other such nonsense depending upon his mood and inflated ego.&nbsp; Bart is a &quot;tad&quot; cantankerous.&nbsp; Threatening to stuff him inside another bag of holding/devouring&nbsp; just means he will transfer his consciousness to the new container, however threatening to stuff him in a portable hole usually brings him in line for a few days.History: Bart's ego comes from the 1e/2e ego rules from intelligent swords smashed into a non-standard intelligent item.&nbsp; It is a way for the DM to force players to role play versus &quot;roll&quot; play.&nbsp; A few interactions is usually all it takes for Bart to become a &quot;favorite&quot; of the players.Legal disclaimer: Bart the bad is copyright 2006 by Eric Stearns.&nbsp; Use of Bart is provided for any campaign free of charge, however if you publish this item in any form for profit I will sue you until your eyes bleed.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Thunderfoot, post: 5477647, member: 34175"] Okay, I'll bite, but first, I think the reason there is not a whole ton of "crunch" here is that there is plenty of it in the marketing world. You can buy hundreds of books with stats, but they have zero "fluff" value and people here are a little more transcendent than the "hack and clay" variety (not that we don't have our share here). But that being said I give you [B]Bart the Bag[/B] Intelligent bag of holding/devouring/handy haversack STR: * CON: * DEX: * INT: 24 WIS: 20 CHA: 20(6) HD: (3d10) hp: 25 Ref: 0 Wil: +10 Fort: 0 Bart is a non-standard bag of holding that has the devouring and handy haversack capabilities. He is a super genius but has a bit of an ego problem. Unless you keep Bart happy he will either hide objects from you while trying to retrieve them from his holding area or, if he is throwing a tantrum, will devour the item out of spite. Conversely, if Bart is happy with his treatment he will make the item appear at the top of the pile (Like Heward's Handy Haversack) making retrieval a standard action. Bart is a unique item and his creation is a mystery. He will explain that he is the perfection of his younger brethren, a demi-god or some other such nonsense depending upon his mood and inflated ego. Bart is a "tad" cantankerous. Threatening to stuff him inside another bag of holding/devouring just means he will transfer his consciousness to the new container, however threatening to stuff him in a portable hole usually brings him in line for a few days. [I]History: Bart's ego comes from the 1e/2e ego rules from intelligent swords smashed into a non-standard intelligent item. It is a way for the DM to force players to role play versus "roll" play. A few interactions is usually all it takes for Bart to become a "favorite" of the players.[/I] [COLOR="Yellow"][SIZE=1]Legal disclaimer: Bart the bad is copyright 2006 by Eric Stearns. Use of Bart is provided for any campaign free of charge, however if you publish this item in any form for profit I will sue you until your eyes bleed.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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