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<blockquote data-quote="StupidSmurf" data-source="post: 2583714" data-attributes="member: 35893">Room 31: Latrine of Doom (subtitled: &quot;Oh, crap!&quot;)Read to players:&quot;Your adventuring party enters this 3' x 3' room. The smelly odors forcibly remind you of the potty at Big Al's Discount Ale House and Shoe Repair. No, really. Even if you were thinking of something grand and sweeping and metaphysical, such as how many devas can dance on the head of a pin, you aren't anymore. Nope. Definitely thinking of the potty at Big Al's. No choice in the matter.&quot;So anyways. Yeah. It smells. Bad. There's a white porcelain bowl with a small metal handle. Inside the bowl is some water. At the bottom of the bowl is an odd white lozenge. There is what appears to be a roll of white parchment on the wall right next to the bowl.&quot;That's all that's in the room. Oh, except for a small sink. The sink is dripping water. Drip, drip, drip. It's dripping so much, that the power of suggestion takes over and you all have to go. Real bad. No choice. Even if you went before you left. Even if the last encounter made you wet your pants. Nope. Too bad. You gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.&quot;The toilet bowl is a mimic. The water in the bowl is a water weird. The toilet paper is actually one long scroll with Explosive Diahrrea Runes cast on it. The white lozenge at the bottom of the bowl is actually a Urinal Cake of Vecna. Heck, the entire 3' x 3' room is actually a hollowed-out (but very much alive and very much pissed) gelatinous cube with cheap panelling.This room can be used to kill the player characters who hate you. If you've been running this adventure for more than one encounter, that should mean &quot;Everyone&quot;. If the party kills the mimic, the water weird, and the gelatinous cube, there's a water pipe that is somehow big enough for everyone to fit through, to get them to the next encounter.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="StupidSmurf, post: 2583714, member: 35893"] Room 31: Latrine of Doom (subtitled: "Oh, crap!") Read to players: "Your adventuring party enters this 3' x 3' room. The smelly odors forcibly remind you of the potty at Big Al's Discount Ale House and Shoe Repair. No, really. Even if you were thinking of something grand and sweeping and metaphysical, such as how many devas can dance on the head of a pin, you aren't anymore. Nope. Definitely thinking of the potty at Big Al's. No choice in the matter. "So anyways. Yeah. It smells. Bad. There's a white porcelain bowl with a small metal handle. Inside the bowl is some water. At the bottom of the bowl is an odd white lozenge. There is what appears to be a roll of white parchment on the wall right next to the bowl. "That's all that's in the room. Oh, except for a small sink. The sink is dripping water. Drip, drip, drip. It's dripping so much, that the power of suggestion takes over and you all have to go. Real bad. No choice. Even if you went before you left. Even if the last encounter made you wet your pants. Nope. Too bad. You gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now." The toilet bowl is a mimic. The water in the bowl is a water weird. The toilet paper is actually one long scroll with Explosive Diahrrea Runes cast on it. The white lozenge at the bottom of the bowl is actually a Urinal Cake of Vecna. Heck, the entire 3' x 3' room is actually a hollowed-out (but very much alive and very much pissed) gelatinous cube with cheap panelling. This room can be used to kill the player characters who hate you. If you've been running this adventure for more than one encounter, that should mean "Everyone". If the party kills the mimic, the water weird, and the gelatinous cube, there's a water pipe that is somehow big enough for everyone to fit through, to get them to the next encounter. [/QUOTE]

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