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Message: <blockquote data-quote="hong" data-source="post: 851044" data-attributes="member: 537">==========Subject: Re: What happened to Atlantis could happen to us. From: <a href="mailto:bdc@world.std.com">bdc@world.std.com</a> (Brian "JARAI" Chase)Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology, alt.alien.visitorsJames "Kibo" Parry <kibo@world.std.com> wrote:>In several serious UFO-related newsgroups, Andrea Chen>(fallinghawks@earthlink.net) wrote:>> Having followed this thread closely, I think most posters are missing>> the point.   I think the question that everyone wants to ask, but is too>> shy to bring up is: How do the whales travel into outerspace using>> completely organic and natural methods?>I would guess it involves hemp and recycling.  You see, the whales>recycle the space in front of them, producing space behind them.>This moves them forward.  To breathe, they just burn some hemp, because>everyone knows you can smoke hemp.  These whales are high, man!>No I mean high like high in the sky man!  Oh, my computer is on.  Bummer.>>    The answer of course is jelly fish membranes.  That and electric eels. >> The eels are used to break water into hydrogen and oxegen which is>> stored in separate bags.  After several cubic miles of container are>> filled, the pod of whales ventures into space going the first dozen or>> so miles using the anti gravity mechanism of lighter than air.  After>> that the combustable combination is ignited leading to reports of huge>> energyu discharges in the upper atmosphere.No.  I'm afraid you're both wrong.  These matters of inter-galactic whaletransfrubrication were explained to me by the aliens during the second ofmy many abductions.  [God damn aliens, always kidnaping me and stuff.]Anyway, the simple chemical process of separating water into its hydrogenand oxygen components does not create enough energy to efficiently orsignificantly propel the whales through space.  The whales actually have aspecial palladium rich appendix in which deuterium and tritium undergo acold fusion process.  The energy produced is what's used to power thewhales over inter-galactic distances. The hydrogen and oxygen separation process is correct to some extentalthough it does not involve jellyfish membranes.  The electrical currentsare produced within the whale as a cold-fusion by-product.  The hydrogenand oxygen gases are then mixed with methane in the whale's intestinaltract.  When enough of the gases mix in the large intestine of the whale,the noble creature generates a high voltage spark internally which ignitesthe gases to propel the whale beyond the ocean and gravitational pull ofthe earth.  The whale effectively farts itself into low earth orbit.  Fromthere the whale may venture deep into space using cold-fusion power.Of course, such launches aren't without mishap.  About 95% of all beachedwhales are the direct result of failed attempts by those whales to reach alow earth orbit during the initial launch maneuver.  Quite often beachingsinvolve baby whales who're still learning to master the attainment ofoptimum orbital trajectories. These mishaps are generally the result of awhale traveling at too low of an angle.  At very low launch angles thefire farting whales will skim like tossed stones across the surface of theocean until they strike dry land. At moderately low launch angles thewhales first bounce off the bottom of the ionosphere and THEN skip acrossthe ocean surface.The gases produced by the whales exiting the atmosphere include CO2, CO,and unspent methane.  All of which are contributing to the greenhouseeffect.  Additionally, the cold-fusion reactions produce a fair amount ofalpha, beta, and deadly gamma radiation.  In space this isn't a problem,but it does have negative effects here on earth.STOP THE FIRE FARTING WHALES FROM KILLING GAIA!  DAMN THE WHALES!</blockquote>

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