(LHHS) The Light Hearted Hack n' Slash Game (II)

[Creamsteak]

Regis goes up top, looks around, and finds that his not-so silent footsteps resulted in him being quite easily found by a pair of templar. Them, and their rather fancy mithral bladed spears, make for quite the quick watch.

Guard 1: "What the hell? Who the hell are you?"

Guard 2: "I'll sound the alarm!"

Regis: "Hey now, hold on, I'm no thief!"

Guard 3-8 arrive: "What's going on here?"

Guard 1: "This man, this man, this woman, and this oversized Argonian walked into a church."

Guard 8: "What are you talking about, there's no time for a joke."

Guard 2: "No, seriously, a man, a man, a woman, and an argonian just walked up here from the lower temple!"

Guard 7: "You two idiots. How the hell did you ever get into the templarhood with that kind of humor? You want to hear a joke! Here's a joke: What happened when the troll crossed the bridge? Get it! A troll, and a bridge!"

Guards 3-6: Fall down in Guffaws.

Guard 8: "So, who are the kids covered in feces behind you two?"

Guard 1&2 Together: "That's what we were trying to say to you! This man, this man, this woman, and this argonian walked into the church!"

Guard 7: "Quit talking in circles you idiots!" and Guard 7 smacks guard 2 upside the head.

Guard 8: "So, anyway, you, the kids covered in sewage, with the runt thrown over your shoulders... what the hell are you doing here! What's that chest! What were you doing in the lower sanctuary! What were you doing in here after hours! What were you going to steal! Why were you here to begin with? How'd you get in!?!"

 

[Darkwolf]

"We were bandit hunting until the bandits called upon the troops. There's a stairway back there that leads up to where the goblins are trying to pounding in the 'lower temple' We are not stealing anything. All we want is to get back to the surface."

 

[Creamsteak]

"We were bandit hunting until the bandits called upon the troops. There's a stairway back there that leads up to where the goblins are trying to pounding in the 'lower temple' We are not stealing anything. All we want is to get back to the surface."

"Huzzudawah?"

"Oh, my... You four, go down and barricade the lower temple steamgate entrance! Now!"

Four of the guards rush down below, past the group.

"As for the rest of you, where's the paperwork?"

Regis steps forwards, providing a series of sealed documents to the head guard. The head guard, taking everything into context for this particular city during this particular time states, "Alright, take a shower in that room, over there. The shower works just fine, interesting steam-powered device as it is. Change into one of the clerics outfits next to the device, and leave the clothing in the hamper. It will be returned to you in the morning. Ungag the halfling, but let him shower before you bind him up. I'll get the paperwork ready and have guards escort you to my late night watchroom."

He pauses, "Now, is there anyone I should send for, or are you the only parties involved?"

 

[Creamsteak]

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