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<blockquote data-quote="Blue_Kryptonite" data-source="post: 2636201" data-attributes="member: 10949"><p>Don't forget meeting up with high-level "superstars" NPCs out of nowhere.</p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.frontiernet.net/~srcsmith/meatloaf2.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p><p></p><p>Above: Blue_Kryptonite, <img src="http://www.frontiernet.net/~srcsmith/mlogo.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />, Kryptowife - July 31, 2005 at Six Flags Darian Lake. <img src="http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/thumb.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's all or nothing</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>And nothing's all I ever get</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's always something</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>There's always something going wrong</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's a never ending attack</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Life is a lemon and I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>And all the morons</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>And all the stooges with their coins</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>They're the ones who make the rules, it's not a game it's just a rout</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>There's desperation</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>There's desperation in the air</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>And we're always slipping through the cracks</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Then the movie's over, fade to black</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Life is a lemon and I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about love?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! It's always breaking in half</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about sex?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! It's never built to really last</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about your family?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! All the batteries are shot</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about your friends?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! All the parts are out of stock</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about hope?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! It's corroded and decayed</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about faith?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! It's tattered and it's frayed</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about you gods?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>They're defective! They forgot the warranty</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about your town?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! It's a dead-end street to me</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about your school?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! It's a pack of useless lies</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about your work?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! It's a crock and then you die</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about your childhood?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! It's dead and buried in the past</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>What about your future?</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's defective! And you can shove it up your ass</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Oh, I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's all or nothing</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>And nothing's all I ever get</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>It's a never ending attack</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Life is a lemon and I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>And we're always slipping through the cracks</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Then the movie's over, fade to black</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>Life is a lemon and I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>I want my money back</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>I want my money back</em></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Blue_Kryptonite, post: 2636201, member: 10949"] Don't forget meeting up with high-level "superstars" NPCs out of nowhere. [CENTER][img]http://www.frontiernet.net/~srcsmith/meatloaf2.jpg[/img][/CENTER] Above: Blue_Kryptonite, [img]http://www.frontiernet.net/~srcsmith/mlogo.gif[/img], Kryptowife - July 31, 2005 at Six Flags Darian Lake. [img]http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/thumb.gif[/img] [SIZE=2][I]I want my money back I want my money back It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's always something There's always something going wrong That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about It's a never ending attack Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back And all the morons And all the stooges with their coins They're the ones who make the rules, it's not a game it's just a rout There's desperation There's desperation in the air It leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out And we're always slipping through the cracks Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back I want my money back I want my money back What about love? It's defective! It's always breaking in half What about sex? It's defective! It's never built to really last What about your family? It's defective! All the batteries are shot What about your friends? It's defective! All the parts are out of stock What about hope? It's defective! It's corroded and decayed What about faith? It's defective! It's tattered and it's frayed What about you gods? They're defective! They forgot the warranty What about your town? It's defective! It's a dead-end street to me What about your school? It's defective! It's a pack of useless lies What about your work? It's defective! It's a crock and then you die What about your childhood? It's defective! It's dead and buried in the past What about your future? It's defective! And you can shove it up your ass Oh, I want my money back I want my money back It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Ev'ry time I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out It's a never ending attack Ev'rything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back And we're always slipping through the cracks Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back I want my money back I want my money back[/I][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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