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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ml3" data-source="post: 3933242" data-attributes="member: 12990">let's be independent together!Well, ok. But I gotta tell you, not my favorite character. I have no image yet so i'll just post the description:The elf known only has Herme was a companion of Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer and was instrumental in saving the reindeer from being devoured by the Abominable snowmonster of the north.Herme was born with a rare elvish congenital defect called 'auris rotundis' which produced unattractive round ears. This set the stage for a lifetime of prejudice against him, compounded by his distinct disinterest in toy making, unappealing ocean-spray-wave hair style, and total aversion to any of the female elves.He was known to be a tenor in the Santa's Elves Choir and was considered a vital member. However while his absence from the choir seemed to weaken the tenor section, his solo voice was somewhat nasally and unpleasant.An interest in dentistry began early in life following the loss of several teeth due to repeated punches to the mouth from other larger elves. This interest eventually led to his dismissal from the elves' workers union for his refusal to make toys. This was an especially miscalculated career decision as elves, being immortal, quickly regenerate damaged and missing teeth and have no need for medical attention, as evidenced by their ability to survive off of candy canes and hot chocolate.Herme was able to redeem himself when he saved the lives of the Donner Family (the Reindeer, not the  group of emigrants, including the families of George Donner and his brother Jacob, who became trapped in the Sierra Nevada mountains during the winter of 1846-47). He accomplished this by oinking like a pig to distract the Abominable snowmonster and bravely removing its teeth after the creature had been knocked into a completely non-responsive state by a 4 ton boulder to the head.Upon his return to Santa's castle, it was discovered that his ejection from the castle was a violation of his employment contract and put the company at risk of litigation. Herme was allowed back on to company grounds and was given the newly created position of 'dentist', where he was safely removed from all things relating to children. The company forced even high ranking elves to feign tooth aches to keep the charade going.Herme lived happily for the next two years until he was fatally impaled by a rabid narwhal.</blockquote>

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