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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Rechan" data-source="post: 4393248" data-attributes="member: 54846">Ver'Kheru, City of TigersOn a glossy, folded piece of paper, found on a shelf at any local tavernFor your next vacation, come and see Ver'Kheru, City of Tigers! Only recently has this land of mystery been open for foreign visitors; be one of the first of nobility to spend your gold on these verdant streets.Seated on the sandy shores of the Isle of Woe in the Slaughter Sea, Ver'Kheru is a vibrant island paradise. Ancient canals draw in the Fang River, allowing small boats to be piloted all along the paved stone streets of the beatiful city. Flowering ivy sprawls from every arch, and playful animals bound from the trees ringing each street.Ritual scarring create tiger stripes on the faces and arms of the locals, creating the effect to venerate the statues of the great mythical cats found on every fountain of Ver'Kheru. But this fierce appearance shouldn't discourage; they are friendly as a pussy cat. Although the native women are quite the jungle cat in the bedroll!There are sites to see in Ver'Kheru! Such as the Game of Death - a festive sport where young men are offered two doors. Behond one, a lovely lady willing to marry on the spot, and behind the other, a playful 600 pound feline that the city takes its name. But don't worry, it's all show! The cuisine is scrumptious. Take my word, stop by the Cannibal Cafe today, where friendly zombies bring you your meals.Beyond Ver'Kheru sprawls breathtaking Jungles of Poison, with wonderfully tame fauna and flora. Tourist hotspots include the Quicksand Delta, where rubies just sit on the ground; they're free! Check the view from the Volcanic Maw of Sacrifice, and swim in the Sabreclaw Lagoon! And when you're on your way back, don't forget to pick up a souvineer shrunken head. It will impress your aristocratic friends!Set sail for Ver'Kheru today! You'll not regret it.Traitor McBactabbing Travel Agency cannot ensure safety, good time, or responsibility for anything written in this brochure. Return trip void worth prohibiting in cases of death. Mystical wards protect Traitor McBackstabbing Travel Agency from retributive curses. Antidotes and Neutrilize Poison potions not for sale. Please consult your local cleric in cases of death.Next: Spire of the Voided Voice</blockquote>

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