Loch Ness Monster dead?

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Press reports Loch Ness Monster may be dead; no sightings in over a year.

Or, you know, maybe like ... [insert logical explanation].

 

[TarionzCousin]

No, no, no... it's stunned. Probably probably pining for the fjords.

 

[delericho]

It's really quite simple: Nessie has vowed to remain neutral in the Independence debate (because her livelihood depends greatly on tourism, primarily from England), and so has been making herself unavailable for comment.

Oh, and incidentally, the source loses credibility for describing Loch Ness as a 'lake'. Honestly!

 

[Kramodlog]

 

[Hand of Evil]

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ever noticed how this guy's hair gets crazier the longer he talks

 

[Kramodlog]

ever noticed how this guy's hair gets crazier the longer he talks

Evolution in action.

 

[The_Silversword]

For the longest time I always thought that guy was Rob Schneider.