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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eccles" data-source="post: 1219259" data-attributes="member: 5675">OK. It's a little bit slapdash, and is based on a US religious wedding contract. We don't have 'em in the UK, so I've had to guess quite a lot. Oh, and I've kept it very informal, as it as supposed to be a halfling contract after all.The way I've written it, the demon / devil is better off being good and waiting for Agar to mess up. As long as either party is at the marital home for a time every six months, they are both free to travel the world. Oh, and given that Agar is a planeswalker, his loving fiancee has asked me as the family lawyer to allow him to take other partners on other planes. You know. Just as her gift to him. OK, so she gets the same rights, but what stay at home halfling maiden would want another husband?In the event of separation, Agar has to pay for the family home, and her expenses. And he can only separate with the agreement of community elders. (The original contract doesn't say which community, so I suppose if she lives in the Abyss for 5 months out of every 6, that would have to count as her community, and she would therefore have some sort of multi-limbed monstrosity as her chosen elder...) If the elders agree to let them divorce, he has to give her the house, or items to the marketable value of the same. I'm not too sure what the market value of a soul is, but I'm pretty sure it's very very low.Oh, and the section headed "Mutual Sexual Congress" may cause Agar's player a bit of a panic, but there's no real obligation contained in there. Yet.I'm trying to mash it into an old-style UK contract format, under which there is no punctuation and hardly any layout at all. It makes it a lot harder to read. It's taking some time, and this is something of a work in progress. But I'm busy doing less entertaining work, too...</blockquote>

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