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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dark Jezter" data-source="post: 1310314" data-attributes="member: 1015">I dunno... can you imagine having Tolkien as a DM?Tolkien:  "You have now crossed into the woods of Lothlorien.  Aragorn, you know from your previous adventures that this is the most powerful elven stronghold in Middle-Earth."Pippen's player:  "Elves again, eh?  No surprise there."Tolkien:  "What's that supposed to mean?"Boromir's player:  "Well John, me and a few of the other guys have been talking, and we think that you are entirely too fascinated with elves.  The hobbits encounter elves in the woods near the Shire, the hobbits were rescued from the Nazgul by a powerful elf lord, you gave Aragon an elf princess NPC as a love interest, we spent two months hanging out in an elven city, and so on."Legolas' Player: "What's wrong with elves?"Gimli's player:  "Boromir's right.  When we reached Moria, I was excited that we might be visiting a dwarf city, but nooooo... all of the dwarves there were long dead.  And we're right outside another elf city."Boromir's Player: "I guess that what I'm trying to say is... elves suck."Tolkien: *Levels a glare at Boromir's player*Pippen's Player: *to Merry's player* "Uh-oh... I have a feeling that Boromir ain't gonna be with us much longer."Merry's Player: *To Pippen* "Yeah, that's the same look that John gave Gandalf when he complained about the untranslated elven poetry."</blockquote>