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Message: <blockquote data-quote="hong" data-source="post: 1306357" data-attributes="member: 537">Who gives a damn? Aladdin's [sic] lamp was special because it could produce an effect no other lamp could. Smeagol did this better than you.Said years of training and sacrifice are backstory. And what difference does it make, as long as you can fly and teleport? You seem unhealthily obsessed with gold. I suggest modifying your materialistic tendencies lest you look like a munchkin. Do you have a point, or is the only point around the one on top of your head? The only person who gives a damn about the items is you, munchkin boy.And? You'll be told how to play D&D until you get a clue.Your preference is attached to an inability to comprehend the paradigm shift that takes place at high power levels, which necessitates vigorous application of the cluebat. Your point is, munchkin boy? No, an epigram is supposed to be _funny_. BE FUNNY! Well, I've always been a forgiving sort of guy. This self-hatred is just wrong, you know.Whatever.</blockquote>