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<blockquote data-quote="jbear" data-source="post: 5927626" data-attributes="member: 75065"><p><span style="color: Green">"What!!??!!"</span> exclaims Maui, mortified by the notion Taniwha might have to put up with him and not the other way around. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"Taniwha put up with me? Ha! ..."</span></p><p></p><p>Maui seems a little lost for words as he watches his cat snuggling into the woman's lap. Suddenly his eyes grow wide. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"Now waiting a moment! Maui can untangle te words of te Sly ... Handsome Blade is not king of te forest. He is king of te town. Mortar is brother of Mighty Axe, and a Son of Stone not leaf and tree. Fae'shiel is wahine ... so not a king. Not Toad Hunter ... he is more bitten dog than man..."</span></p><p></p><p>He looks at Marcus.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"Marcus? He has Cat's Eye ... but king of te forest?"</span></p><p></p><p>He shakes his head. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"Taniwha!? You are talking about Taniwha? Taniwha is te two kings of te forest? He is not even te one king of te forest. Maui can count you know. So who is te other king Maui travels with?"</span></p><p></p><p>Maui seems to be winding himself up, his voice growing more excited with each sentence. <span style="color: Green">"Ha! Taniwha is a king!? Who puts up with te optus Maui? Ha! I'm not even fat! Oh, hail mighty Taniwha, King of te Forest! Son of te Pest! Oh, look what I found ... te other king of te forest in my pocket!"</span></p><p></p><p>Maui takes out the toad from his pocket and holds it up as if he held something of wonder, obviously mocking the notion that Taniwha is king of the forest and really going over the top to ram his point home.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"All hail Toad! Te Other King of te Forest! All bow to te kings."</span></p><p></p><p>His mockery ended he angrily stuffs the toad back into his pocket who scampers about obviously upset at the sudden lift into the air and the not to soft treatment of being stuffed back into a pocket. Maui crosses his arms glaring at Taniwha who continues to ignore him, more interested now in grooming himself.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jbear, post: 5927626, member: 75065"] [COLOR="Green"]"What!!??!!"[/COLOR] exclaims Maui, mortified by the notion Taniwha might have to put up with him and not the other way around. [COLOR="Green"]"Taniwha put up with me? Ha! ..."[/COLOR] Maui seems a little lost for words as he watches his cat snuggling into the woman's lap. Suddenly his eyes grow wide. [COLOR="Green"]"Now waiting a moment! Maui can untangle te words of te Sly ... Handsome Blade is not king of te forest. He is king of te town. Mortar is brother of Mighty Axe, and a Son of Stone not leaf and tree. Fae'shiel is wahine ... so not a king. Not Toad Hunter ... he is more bitten dog than man..."[/COLOR] He looks at Marcus. [COLOR="Green"]"Marcus? He has Cat's Eye ... but king of te forest?"[/COLOR] He shakes his head. [COLOR="Green"]"Taniwha!? You are talking about Taniwha? Taniwha is te two kings of te forest? He is not even te one king of te forest. Maui can count you know. So who is te other king Maui travels with?"[/COLOR] Maui seems to be winding himself up, his voice growing more excited with each sentence. [COLOR="Green"]"Ha! Taniwha is a king!? Who puts up with te optus Maui? Ha! I'm not even fat! Oh, hail mighty Taniwha, King of te Forest! Son of te Pest! Oh, look what I found ... te other king of te forest in my pocket!"[/COLOR] Maui takes out the toad from his pocket and holds it up as if he held something of wonder, obviously mocking the notion that Taniwha is king of the forest and really going over the top to ram his point home. [COLOR="Green"]"All hail Toad! Te Other King of te Forest! All bow to te kings."[/COLOR] His mockery ended he angrily stuffs the toad back into his pocket who scampers about obviously upset at the sudden lift into the air and the not to soft treatment of being stuffed back into a pocket. Maui crosses his arms glaring at Taniwha who continues to ignore him, more interested now in grooming himself. [/QUOTE]
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