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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DarkSoldier" data-source="post: 469871" data-attributes="member: 3106">I'm still working on Hot Lips, Charles, and BJ. Until I get them done, have Klinger and Father Mulcahy.CORPORAL/SERGEANT MAXWELL Q. KLINGERMale human Dedicated Hero 2: CR 2; Medium-size Humanoid (human); HD 2d6+6; hp 20; Mas 16; Init +2; Spd 30 ft.; Defence 14 (+2 Dex, +2 class); BAB +1; SQ skill emphasis (Bluff); AL group; SV Fort +4, Ref +2, Will +5; AP 5; Rep +1; Str 12, Dex 14, Con 16, Int 16, Wis 16, Cha 14.Skills: Bluff +7 (2.5), Craft (tailoring) +8 (5), Diplomacy +4 (2.5), Drive +7 (5), Knowledge (current events) +8 (5), Listen +8 (5), Repair +8 (5), Spot +8 (5).Feats: Advanced Firearms Proficiency, Brawl, Personal Firearms Proficiency, Simple Weapons Proficiency.Occupation: Blue Collar (Drive, Repair).Possessions: US Army uniform (ca. 195), Toledo Mudhens jersey and cap, the Klinger Kollection (lots of women's clothing).Maxwell Q. Klinger was born in Toledo, Ohio, to Amos "Butch" Klinger and a Lebanese mother.  Max has a sister, 11 uncles, and at least 3 cousins.    Max was drafted into the US Army and sent to Korea as a corpsman for the 4077th MASH.  He hated the army, so he has tried to get discharged under Section 8, the "psycho discharge."  To that end, he has dressed in women's clothing (and worked with it so much, it actually affected his sanity), worn a rubber reducing suit and fur coat during a heat wave, he ate a Jeep (most of it), he tried to exceed the Army's weight limit, he tried to join the Navy, he tried to get a hardship discharge with various combinations of family dying/pregnant excuses, he had fake fainting spells, and far too many other attempts at getting out than can be listed.    He married Laverne Esposito via radio, but the long-distance relationship didn't last; she and Klinger divorced, and she later married his friend Gus Nagy.  At the end of the war, Klinger married a Korean refugee, Soon-Lee, and he stayed in Korea with her in order to help her locate her parents, who had gotten separated from her during their evacuation.Famous Klinger Quotes"Colonel Potter, sir!  Corporal Klinger!  I'm Section Eight, head to toe!  I'm wearing a Warner bra, I play with dolls, my last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown!  I'm nuts!  I should be out!"o/~ "Some guys like the army/I think that it's a mess/If it's so damn terrific/How come I wear a dress?" o/~ -- Klinger's stanza, "Movie Tonight"FATHER JOHN FRANCIS PATRICK MULCAHYMale human Dedicated Hero 4: CR 4; Medium-size Humanoid (human); HD 4d6+4; hp 25; Mas 12; Init +1; Spd 30 ft.; Defence 13 (+1 Dex, +3 class); BAB +3; SQ skill emphasis (Knowledge [theology and philosphy]), faith; AL group; SV Fort +3, Ref +2, Will +8; AP 5; Rep +2; Str 13, Dex 13, Con 12, Int 16, Wis 18, Cha 17.Skills: Craft (writing) +9 (6), Diplomacy +5 (2), Knowledge (behavioural sciences) +12 (7), Knowledge (current events) +10 (7), Knowledge (theology & philosphy) +16 (7), Listen +11* (7), Read/Write Korean, Read/Write Latin, Sense Motive +12 (7), Speak Korean, Speak Latin, Spot +11 (7). *After the events of "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen," Mulcahy automatically fails Listen checks.Feats: Brawl, Combat Expertise, Educated (behavioural sciences, theology and philosophy), Iron Will, Simple Weapons Proficiency, Weapon Focus (unarmed).Occupation: Religious (+1 Knowledge [theology and philosphy], +1 Sense Motive).Possessions: US Army uniform (ca. 1950), boxing gloves, speed bag, religious effects.John Francis Patrick Mulcahy was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, sometime in the 1920's.  He has a sister, Katherine, also known as Sister Maria Angelica, and several brothers.  John is an avid boxer, and he went into the Catholic seminary after being inspired by a chaplain known as "Boom Boom."    He was assigned to the 4077th MASH as chaplain, where he has provided religious guidance and a sense of stability.  He holds services every Sunday, provides last rites for the deceased, and provides confession for those with burdens on their consciences.    At the end of the war, a wounded GI drove a tank into the compound, and North Korean shelling threatened a makeshift POW camp, so Father Mulcahy went to free them.  A shell landed right behind him and exploded.  He suffered a mild concussion, and the explosion had damaged his hearing.  Eventually, he became all but deaf, and after the war ended, he started working with the deaf.</blockquote>

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