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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Relique du Madde" data-source="post: 5758044" data-attributes="member: 42169">Dear Reader,I would like to sincerely  apologize for the fact that due to circumstances beyond our control, several pages of our chronicle's narrative has been misplaced.   The fault of occurrence rests entirely upon the shoulders of the United Earth Postal Service and not upon those of our ever-stalwart  editorial staff who have spent much of the last Martian fortnight heavily intoxicated. You shall be reassured that our publication will make amends for this heinous act by swiftly placing a bullet into the skull of our detractors, which includes one Ms. Marjorie Preston of Iron Cathedral and Mr. Aldous Brokencoil of Aetherton, who shall be dead in a matter of hours from the time of this publication, glory be the Great Martian Union for the swiftness their actions.Now, for those of our readers who are still capable of breathing and are appreciative of our tireless efforts, I would like to announce that the next installment of our serial will arrive in your mail boxes and penned in the blood of our aforementioned detractors shortly. However, before we can proceed, I must inform you, our gracious readers, of the events that occurred within the missing pages of our manuscript.After much prolonged consternation our heroes made their way into the lower reaches of the bunker.  There they met with Engineer Silverstone and the villagers, many of which were feeling quite under the weather, for obvious reasons.  Although the villagers managed to persevere without many casualties, it soon became apparent that some of them were destined to have their human lives cut short as the result of their developing signs of burgeoning mutantdom. After the mutant villagers were put to rest, it was decided that the critically ill were to be placed under medical observation and promptly killed if signs hinted that their becoming a mindless mutant was eminent. Meanwhile our heroes, accompanied by Elder Dune-Sage, contacted the caravan and began to eagerly await its arrival. -- Editor.OOC: I will update on Monday at the latest. </blockquote>

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