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[Rel]

Your mom told me she likes it when you talk dirty, too.

Well your mom told me I kiss better than you do.

 

[Dimwhit]

Well your mom told me I kiss better than you do.

Yeah, well, your momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again.

This thread is officially dead...

 

[Simplicity]

Simplicity, after assaulting Frodo with your cold-blooded, multi-directional attack, forcing Frodo to flee a wee bit, you can't be an orc in my analogy. Sorry.

You are the Watcher, the black squidlike creature in the pool outside Moria.

Frodo flees!
But Frodo lives!


Tony M

I can live with that.
Beware of Simplicity! My tentacles desire more buttons!!! Grraaaarr!!!
I have to admit... this particular chapter/scene has always bothered me a bit.
Because elven riddles written in Elvish are only hard if you try to answer them in Common.