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Message: <blockquote data-quote="delericho" data-source="post: 5674981" data-attributes="member: 22424">Kilt of Ridicule: The wearer may lift his kilt, and mock his enemies into submission. This may be attempted once per day. However, the wearer is permitted to roll twice; if the first attempt fails he may taunt his target a second time.Kilt of Dancing: Once per day, the wearer may activate the dancing capability of this kilt. His grace on the battlefield renders him immune to Opportunity Attacks. This effect lasts until the wearer takes a short rest.Kilt of Incomprehension: This cursed kilt renders the wearer unable to communicate effectively in any language, except with people who are themselves drunk.Kilt of Failing to Qualify for the World Cup: This cursed kilt prevents the Scottish football team from ever qualifying for any major football tournament, as long as it is worn by any Scotsman. No-one knows the whereabouts of this cursed kilt; some have postulated that is an inherent property shared by every kilt. This is closely related to the Kilt of the Referee's a Cheating...Sporran of Protection: When worn with any kilt (magical or otherwise), this sporran renders the user immune to critical hits.Whisky of Pride: When consumed, this whisky allows the drinker to fly into a berserker rage at the slightest provocation.</blockquote>