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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BullMarkOne" data-source="post: 3168576" data-attributes="member: 30409">Select quotes from Grognard's Halfling School of Adventuring Wisdom:"When in doubt, set something on fire." - Grognard the Incendiary"Halflings are NOT the lost fifth food group." - Grognard the Indegestible."This is your codpiece. Your codpiece is your friend. It just might save your life!" - Grognard the Drill Instructor"Adventuring parties are like a box of chocolates. Someone else has already eaten all the good ones. You get left with a bunch of weird nuts that nobody likes." - Grognard of the Forrest Gump."Try to achieve knighthood or noble title as quickly as possibly. In most lands people of rank are not subject to trial by the common courts." Sir Grognard the Larcenous"Let me introduce you to my cousin Grognard." - Grognard the Doorman"How many Grognards have we got in this place?" - bemused non-Halfling, non-Grognard Alumnus</blockquote>