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<blockquote data-quote="Jedidiah" data-source="post: 1967997" data-attributes="member: 25575"><p>Things to know about marriage from a guy who has been happily married for 15 years now:</p><p></p><p>1. Women are crazy. Deal with it. If they say they have a problem, that doesn't mean they want you to solve it. They just want to talk about it. They can be jealous, you can't. Mood swings are natural. </p><p></p><p>2. You are not in charge. Yes, this means you have put an insane person in charge of your life, but tough crap - you're married now.</p><p></p><p>3. It is the husbands job to resolve conflict in the marriage. It matters not one bit who was right and who was wrong. You said something, did something, thought something that was wrong so go ahead and say you are sorry. Try to do it sooner rather than later so conflicts don't get out of hand.</p><p></p><p>4. Stay in love with your wife. This doesn't mean some mealy romantic, giggly, weak knees love. But a real love that says you want to be with her forever, through the crap and through the good times. It takes work!</p><p></p><p>5. Keep your pants zipped. Don't cheat on your wife. Don't put yourself in situations where you might be tempted to cheat. Don't let yourself get into a position that could be miscontrued as cheating. Never (if at all possible) be alone with a female other than your wife in a car, over a meal, or any other place. In my line of work this is not always possible but I always make sure my wife knows where I am and who I am with so there is no possibility of a misunderstanding. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jedidiah, post: 1967997, member: 25575"] Things to know about marriage from a guy who has been happily married for 15 years now: 1. Women are crazy. Deal with it. If they say they have a problem, that doesn't mean they want you to solve it. They just want to talk about it. They can be jealous, you can't. Mood swings are natural. 2. You are not in charge. Yes, this means you have put an insane person in charge of your life, but tough crap - you're married now. 3. It is the husbands job to resolve conflict in the marriage. It matters not one bit who was right and who was wrong. You said something, did something, thought something that was wrong so go ahead and say you are sorry. Try to do it sooner rather than later so conflicts don't get out of hand. 4. Stay in love with your wife. This doesn't mean some mealy romantic, giggly, weak knees love. But a real love that says you want to be with her forever, through the crap and through the good times. It takes work! 5. Keep your pants zipped. Don't cheat on your wife. Don't put yourself in situations where you might be tempted to cheat. Don't let yourself get into a position that could be miscontrued as cheating. Never (if at all possible) be alone with a female other than your wife in a car, over a meal, or any other place. In my line of work this is not always possible but I always make sure my wife knows where I am and who I am with so there is no possibility of a misunderstanding. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL! [/QUOTE]
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