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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cmanos" data-source="post: 2124749" data-attributes="member: 25472">I have notoriously horrible dice.  I usually cannot hit crap when I am a DM.  Back in college I was running the Giants series, that I had converted to 2nd ed.  There was one player who was a total annoying pr1ck.  Everyone hated him...not the character...the player.  Well.  The party had been having a pretty easy time, since my dice were true to form and not rolling well at all, when suddenly I rolled a nat 20 on a hit on Mr. Annoying's character (wizard of some sort) by a carnivourous ape who was hiding over the doorway he had just entered.  Of cource the critical came up and the ape basically tore him limb from limb....end of his first character.So he made up a second character.  As they were wandering through teh frost giants, they came upon an encounter with giants.  He ran around the corner to try and get behind them, and ran smack dab into a giant's leg, who used him for putting practice with his club.  End of 2nd character.Character #3 another wizard.  In the fire giants lair he was being particularly annoying.  As he was running across the kitchen to get a better angle on the giants, I decided to see if I could kill him again, and moved the pit trap that lead into the lava lake to right underneath him.  gave him 3 attempts to grab the edge to save himself....end of character #3Character #4 was a necromancer.  The party was holed up in a crypt resting, and he had the brilliant idea to be introduced to the party by hiding in a sarcophagus, casting Corpse Visage on himself, and popping out to scare the party... End of character #4</blockquote>

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