Session 1 (5/07/2003) Brother Cooper and Willie in the Hospital
Session 1 (5/07/2003) Brother Cooper and Willie in the Hospital
Willie woke up to the smell of disinfectant, the feeling of a hundred needles stabbing into his left thigh, and a metallic dry taste in his mouth. He smacked his lips together and cleared his throat to try to get some saliva flowing again as he surveyed the room.
There was a hint of pale daylight coming in through the window blinds to his right, and the sound of rain could be heard pattering on the window. He was lying in a hospital bed, in a flimsy paper gown, with an IV hooked up to one arm, and a thick shell of bandages taped around his left leg. A monitor on his right read out a series of jagged lines following his breathing and heart rate. To his left, a curtain divided the room in half.
Willie cleared his throat again. After a moment, the curtain pulled to the side. Brother Guyzell Cooper was sitting there in a wheelchair on the other side of the curtain, next to an unmade bed. Brother Cooper was in a hospital gown as well, and was holding a Bible in his lap. He marked his page with an embroidered bookmark and closed the book.
“Glad to see you’re finally up and around. I had some friends of mine praying for your recovery.”
Willie looked over the preacher for a moment. Short of looking a little green around the gills, and maybe needing to lose some weight, the preacher looked to be in good shape.
“What do they have you in for, preacher?”
Brother Cooper grimaced and motioned towards his stomach. “I took one in the belly last night. Not as bad as your leg, there, but enough for a handful of stitches. Overall, they say we’re both lucky. Should be out of here in a week or two.”
Willie laid back into his bed and closed his eyes. He had no idea how he was going to pay for this. First his shotgun, then his car, both now at the pawn shop. Now some mountain of medical bills just to completely bury him.
“You might want to read this,” Brother Cooper whispered to him.
Willie sighed, and winced at the shot of pain from his leg. And now he was stuck for a week in a room with a Bible-beater. “I appreciate it, preacher, but I’m not really up right now for a Bible stu-”, he began, but saw that the preacher was not offering him the Bible, but a rolled-up newspaper. “What’s this?”
“Today’s newspaper. Afternoon edition,” Brother Cooper smirked.
“Yeah,” Willie cut himself off. This was a man of God he was dealing with, after all, and it was a stupid question. He would try again, “What’s in it?”
“Nothing,” Brother Cooper sighed, and looked more than just a little concerned. “That’s the problem. Nothing about the events from last night. No pictures, no article. Not so much as a single line.”
Willie’s blood ran cold. The monitor on his right beeped suddenly, perhaps in response to the sudden rise in his heart rate.
Willie knew police procedure. He had at one time wanted to become a police detective. He still even considered the notion every now and then. He followed press reports of crime in the local area religiously. And one thing he knew for sure was that the press should have been on the story last night from the moment the cops were called. If the story didn’t run, it was because someone didn’t want it to run.
“The Lord moves in mysterious ways, Willie.”
Willie looked at the paper. The first article to catch his eye was near the bottom of the page. A local contractor was donating work to help repair damage from a recent vandalism attack on the Mountain View Church in Vestavia.
Willie had become an investigator because he had originally failed the written tests to become a police officer. His test proctor had been a racist, of course, and Willie was pretty sure he had actually passed the test but been denied in spite of his results. Still, despite that failure, Willie had known he would have made a fine police detective, just as he was a fine private investigator, because his mind saw connections that others missed.
Just glancing at the article about the local contractor, Willie saw two words. “Attack”, and “Vestavia.” That pattern-recognition part of his brain took over. He read the rest of the article, almost willing clues to appear before him.
The church was on Highway 31, less than a mile from the library. The vandals had struck three days ago. The attack occurred late in the night. No one was injured. The vandals had carved symbols into the wooden pulpit.
Carved…Carved…Carved. Willie was thinking now…
Carved…If you want to carve something into wood, what would you use?
A big knife.
. . .
Ten minutes later, an overweight female nurse came in, carrying a syringe. She smiled at Willie as she plugged the syringe into his IV, “Good afternoon, Mr. Lamar.”
Willie beamed a smile at the portly woman, “Afternoon, baby.” He decided on Friendly Smile With Good-Natured Heroics as the best choice for the moment.
The nurse smiled. Her teeth were a little crooked, and she could probably use a trip to the hair salon after she lost some weight, but she wasn’t really too bad off. She had smooth chocolate skin, and her eyes were a decent shade of green. Still, she was probably unaccustomed to compliments, which is exactly why Willie continued. “Baby, if you don’t mind me saying… well, I’m a detective, as you may have heard. And from time to time my work gets a little dangerous, catching bad guys and saving people and that kind of thing, you know? And I’ve been in hospitals on more than one occasion from scrapes like this little one here…but I got to tell you, baby, you have the prettiest eyes of any nurse I have ever seen.”
The nurse smiled sheepishly, her crooked teeth breaking out into a flirtatious little grin. “Well, thank you, Mr. Lamar.”
Willie smiled back at her, switching over to Devilish Grin Just Between You and Me, as he began to reel her in. “Oh, please, baby, call me Willie. And you are…Irene?”
He switched smiles now as he saw her warm to him. This was pretty easy, but he didn’t want to go overboard. He decided on the You’re In My Secret Club Now grin he had invented last week. She seemed to go for it as he continued, “My first crush in grade school was on a girl named Irene. ”
Brother Cooper cleared his throat in a disapproving tone.
Willie continued, “Irene, could you do me a favor?”
“There were a few gentlemen probably brought in here last night about the same time as me. Bunch of crazy looking white dudes? You know what happened to them?”
“Well…” she started, and then looked sideways at the door to the hall, to be sure no one was listening. “Three of them showed up D.O.A., you know, Dead On Arrival.” Her tone was conspiratorial, as she lowered her voice to a whisper.
“And the other two?”
“Well, they were acting all crazy, I hear, and were really messed up. But after they got treated in the emergency room, some policemen and some orderlies took them over to a secure ward, and then they were gonna be transferred over to Green.”
Willie nodded. That was standard procedure. There was a prison ward in the basement at Green Hospital. As a large hospital, UAB would have had certain temporary means to hold a prisoner-patient during emergency care, but they would have transferred him as soon as they could.
“It’s too bad you didn’t wake up sooner,” Irene offered, as she turned to walk away. “You could have asked the policeman yourself. He was guarding the door to this room all night until just before your roommate woke up this morning.”
. . .
The orderly came in to help Brother Cooper get out of the wheelchair and back into bed. He was maybe twenty-five years old, and a hulk of a young man, easily weighing in at three hundred pounds of muscle. But he also looked tired. Judging from the look of him, he must have been on the job for twelve hours, and he was just waiting to clock out and go home.
Brother Cooper groaned as the exertion pulled on some stitches in his stomach. The orderly caught him under the arm and eased him towards the bed.
“Thank you son, you are certainly doing the Lord’s work here.”
“Thank you, sir. Just doing my job.”
“You look plum-tuckered out, son. You remind me of times when I’m up late writing a sermon, and the words just refuse to come out right.” Brother Cooper’s voice was soothing and supportive. “You’re working a double shift, I wager.”
“That’s right, reverend. I was actually working, I think, when you got brought in last night.”
“Well how about that? I tell ya, the Lord shines down blessings on a hard-working man.”
Willie smiled. The preacher may have disapproved of Willie’s playing on the nurse earlier, but here he was doing the same thing. Throw a couple of compliments their way, get to be their friend, then pump ‘em for information. This preacher wasn’t half bad, either.
“So I hope you didn’t have to deal with those, uh… criminals that were brought in with us last night? I tell ya, I’ve been praying for ‘em since I woke up this morning, but I don’t know what could get into a man to make him do some things-- ”
“A centipede, actually,” the orderly muttered and smiled, as he flipped the leg supports up and out of the way on the now-empty wheel chair.
“Come again?”
“Oh, nothing, reverend.”
“Come on, now, what did you say? Sounded like you said a centipede?”
“Well,” the orderly began, and peered sideways at Willie, who pretended to read the paper and not be listening. “I actually was one of the guys who helped the police load the two guys into the wagon to take them over to Green.”
The orderly paused. Brother Cooper waited. Willie held his breath. Don’t blow it, preacher, Willie thought. This kid knows something.
“I don’t want to gross you out, reverend.”
“Don’t worry, son,” Brother Cooper smiled, and pointed to his expansive waistline, where the orderly had likely seen the knife wound from last night, “I have a strong stomach.”
“Well, as we were loading this guy into the wagon last night, he puked. And… well, since I’ve been working here, I’ve seen a lot of people eat a lot of weird stuff. Especially crazy people. But this guy. He puked up a centipede… and a couple other bugs. And the really sick part? I swear to G—” He suddenly eyed the Bible in the preacher’s hand. “I swear… after it happened…the centipede crawled away.”