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<blockquote data-quote="ledded" data-source="post: 1691672" data-attributes="member: 12744"><p>Oh, no. Nope.</p><p> </p><p>It's usually much, much worse in actual play.</p><p> </p><p>In this case, I think certain connections between a phosphorus shotgun round, a ball-peen hammer, and a particular orifice were mentioned in most explcit terms, but my memory isnt that good so I might have seen that on Scrubs or something. Joe certainly did those things, and probably worse. </p><p> </p><p>If that was only the creepiest thing that Joe did this episode, well, then the nightmares wouldnt have been nearly as bad. <shudder></p><p> </p><p>In episode 8, Willie actually very nearly shot Joe, like 2 guns-boomboomboomboom-double-tap-until-I-can-see-the-street-through-the-holes shot Joe, he was so mad at him. After therapy and a few perscription pharmacuticals, he is feeling much better now. He's learned to control that rage thing a little better and the voices are a good bit more muted, more like a constant murmuring instead of the BLAH BLAH BLAH KILL KILL KILL... </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">ahehheh... heh... did I say that out loud?</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">Just kidding folks. Really. Ok, sort of. Well at least a little kidding. Ahehheh.</span></p><p> </p><p>By episode 9, bickering has turned into a bonafide art form, and we spend most of our non-combat time doing it. And most of our combat time, but that is usually Willie b****ing right after jumping through a window into the middle of the heavily armed bad guys, then getting shot at for 5 rounds while screaming for backup, or for at least someone to *show up*...</p><p> </p><p><BLAM> <BLAM> <KABOOM> "I thought you m___ f___'s said you was gonna back ME UP!" <RATATATATATAT></p><p> </p><p>"Hey, I can back you up from the car across the street juuuuust fine... just draw them out here, will ya, but take your time because I need to finish this pie and then check out the warehouse across the street and around the block..." <munch munch munch> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">okay maybe I'm exaggerating maybe just a little bit, maybe... we'll actually everyone else has had a time of it and I can be a bit rash sometimes... Taylor did have that really nasty thing with the bus, and Cooper was all by himself when that thing clawed the door off the car after him, and Crystal nearly died when I slung her out of the sunroof and that thing exploded and sprayed us with shrapnel and flaming body bits, and Joe took that *really* long fall which nearly killed him considering any falls over 60' in Medallions go straight to Wound Points, then there was that time that... well you get the point. Forget I said anything. </span></p><p> </p><p>Actually, oddly enough, most of the worst beatings members of the team have taken have been while taking cover somewhere supposedly safe, or in a large heavy vehicle, or while actively trying to avoid the enemy in an intelligent manner.</p><p> </p><p>Willie, ironically enough, has stayed the safest when he charges straight into the open in the direct middle of his enemies and just blazes away until they all fall down while barely taking a scratch (unless he shoots himself), while at the same time some of the rest of the team is nearly killed by things on the periphery by slavering beasts while trying to take cover, or drive away just as the helicopter crashes on top of them, etc you know those mundane things that happen to normal folks.</p><p> </p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ledded, post: 1691672, member: 12744"] Oh, no. Nope. It's usually much, much worse in actual play. In this case, I think certain connections between a phosphorus shotgun round, a ball-peen hammer, and a particular orifice were mentioned in most explcit terms, but my memory isnt that good so I might have seen that on Scrubs or something. Joe certainly did those things, and probably worse. If that was only the creepiest thing that Joe did this episode, well, then the nightmares wouldnt have been nearly as bad. <shudder> In episode 8, Willie actually very nearly shot Joe, like 2 guns-boomboomboomboom-double-tap-until-I-can-see-the-street-through-the-holes shot Joe, he was so mad at him. After therapy and a few perscription pharmacuticals, he is feeling much better now. He's learned to control that rage thing a little better and the voices are a good bit more muted, more like a constant murmuring instead of the BLAH BLAH BLAH KILL KILL KILL... [size=1]ahehheh... heh... did I say that out loud?[/size] [size=1]Just kidding folks. Really. Ok, sort of. Well at least a little kidding. Ahehheh.[/size] By episode 9, bickering has turned into a bonafide art form, and we spend most of our non-combat time doing it. And most of our combat time, but that is usually Willie b****ing right after jumping through a window into the middle of the heavily armed bad guys, then getting shot at for 5 rounds while screaming for backup, or for at least someone to *show up*... <BLAM> <BLAM> <KABOOM> "I thought you m___ f___'s said you was gonna back ME UP!" <RATATATATATAT> "Hey, I can back you up from the car across the street juuuuust fine... just draw them out here, will ya, but take your time because I need to finish this pie and then check out the warehouse across the street and around the block..." <munch munch munch> :D [size=1]okay maybe I'm exaggerating maybe just a little bit, maybe... we'll actually everyone else has had a time of it and I can be a bit rash sometimes... Taylor did have that really nasty thing with the bus, and Cooper was all by himself when that thing clawed the door off the car after him, and Crystal nearly died when I slung her out of the sunroof and that thing exploded and sprayed us with shrapnel and flaming body bits, and Joe took that *really* long fall which nearly killed him considering any falls over 60' in Medallions go straight to Wound Points, then there was that time that... well you get the point. Forget I said anything. [/size] Actually, oddly enough, most of the worst beatings members of the team have taken have been while taking cover somewhere supposedly safe, or in a large heavy vehicle, or while actively trying to avoid the enemy in an intelligent manner. Willie, ironically enough, has stayed the safest when he charges straight into the open in the direct middle of his enemies and just blazes away until they all fall down while barely taking a scratch (unless he shoots himself), while at the same time some of the rest of the team is nearly killed by things on the periphery by slavering beasts while trying to take cover, or drive away just as the helicopter crashes on top of them, etc you know those mundane things that happen to normal folks. :D [/QUOTE]
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