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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ledded" data-source="post: 2052989" data-attributes="member: 12744">Great update Drew!  Fabulous!  I can almost taste the blood again, and see all the scratch marks through my Vitality Points! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />  Yeah I never thought that in-character Willie would ever have a need to speak geek a la Star Wars quotes. But to be honest, Willie had to start borrowing DVD's and comics from Joe so he could just communicate with him... Willie: "Okay Joe, we need to establish a 3-point surveillance perimeter on the perp's vehicle, with us bein' the close tail man..." Joe: "Huh? Whatsa-whosey? Whaddid you say Willie?" Willie: "<sigh> You remember innat Matrix 2 movie, on the highway when them dudes with the dreads were like all up on the heroes, and them pasty agent cats were like hangin' back and takin' over folks and closin' in and cuttin' them off and stuff?" Joe: "Oh *yeah* man! Sweet, that was the part..." Willie: "Yeah, well, we da dudes with the dreads, dig? Now hit it Pillsbury!" Joe: "<rolls eyes> Hell Willie, why didn't you just *say* so...<VROOM>" And don't be too hard on Joe, later in the campaign he chases some guys in a stolen vehicle that very nearly gets him killed, and ends up covered in his own urine, while Brother Cooper and Willie are sitting at a Sonic Drive thru dicussing the merits of tater tots and whether hamburgers should have mayo on them or not. Well, he *is* the private **** that gets all the chicks.He's one baaaad mutha-shutyomouth... jus' talkin' bout Willie... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> Oh hell, I wouldnt ever really call the stuff Willie does a plan, more like a series of rash and usually self-destructive actions that are taken in the absense of, or in lieu of, of a decent plan. Funny though, after all this time Crystal has a saying every time something like this happens (at least once or twice an episode, it seems): "Yeah Willie, I got your back, but I can get it just fine from waaaaay over here, ok?" As many times as we, as a group of players, tried the Monkey-pile tactic in D&D on enemy spellcasters, I was totally unprepared for it to happen to me <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> Oh, just wait. The PC's end up with quite a few wide and varied powers with which to injure, frighten, immolate, nauseate, or drive themselves insane with. And sometimes they work on the bad guys too!  Oh man, don't remind me of that one.</blockquote>

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