Meet the Mercenaries! (Naming gone wild!)

MerricB

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Naming in my campaigns tends to be a bit haphazard. Serious characters get serious names - mostly. PC names tend to depend on the player. One of my players only has three PC names. Another goes for weird names. (Rthfgn and Underscore being two such).

However, nothing gets so wacky as what I do when I name mercenaries that the party has hired.

Throughout the 3E era, the three mercenaries that would keep popping up were Bert, Ernie and Big Bert.

In 4E, we hadn't needed mercenaries for a couple of years. Then, a month ago, this changed: the group decided they wanted to hire an adventuring party to do a job they didn't want to do. (It's a hilarious idea). What names did I give the new group?

Well, there were four of them:

A dwarven fighter.
A large human barbarian.
A elderly human druid
A human bard.

Raven Crowking may have already worked out where I'm going by now... yes, I called them Asterisk, Obelisk, Getafix and Cacophonix. :)

(The really funny thing is that my group looked at these adventurers and said, "they're us!"... the group being human paladin, half-elf bard, dwarf druid and a elf ranger; not quite, but close enough).

Do your worst instincts get the better of you when naming your characters and NPCs? Or do you strive to see everything works within the context of your campaign.

I can give the excuse that it's a Greyhawk campaign, where there's a long tradition of rather odd names!

Cheers!
 

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I don't always play goody-good hero types. And sometimes, when I bring in someone whose alignment is somewhere south of the Mendoza line, I don't exactly advertise what class(es) it is.

My most recent PC is one such. She came in as a rescued prisoner, most-of-the-way insane - I'm playing her completely over the top as a female Elf version of Jack Sparrow with thus-far hilarious results - and for well over half an adventure the party had no idea what she was or what she could do, until a Charm Person (and some very unlucky rolling by yrs truly) revealed that which had in fact been staring them all in the face all along.

It's all in her name.

Elena.

Elvish Lawful Evil Necromancer-Assassin.

She's still in the party. The goody-good Cleric - who killed her in cold blood on finding this information out - isn't.

Lan-"the brawl that followed went on for two sessions"-efan
 

What is it with mercenaries and names?


When I needed a group of suave professionals this lot showed up:
Roger Dalton
Timothy Brosnan
Sean Moore
Pierce Connery

For some reason they kept bickering over who was the leader of the group. :o
 


It's all in her name.

Elena.

Elvish Lawful Evil Necromancer-Assassin.

This kinda happened to me when I had started RedHand with a chaos gnome cleric that I had threw together for the game but the backstory was a little thin.

I decided that he was on the run from an arranged marriage but couldn't find a name that fit.

My DM has a habit of singing 80's crap rock at the table when he gets bored.
While I was wrestling with the character he was singing "Band on the Run"

He paused, looked at me and said, GOTR, Gnome on the Run.

It stuck.

(Damn him)
 

What is it with mercenaries and names?


When I needed a group of suave professionals this lot showed up:
Roger Dalton
Timothy Brosnan
Sean Moore
Pierce Connery

For some reason they kept bickering over who was the leader of the group. :o

love all four names!!!
 

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