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<blockquote data-quote="Emirikol" data-source="post: 2171832" data-attributes="member: 10638">&quot;Then you get no x.p. tonight.&nbsp; Adventure is not a dinner menu.&nbsp; See, really, we live in a pretty civilized nation.&nbsp; Even the king has to hire orcs from the bandit kingdoms to come over and pillage so he can slay them.&nbsp; There's always the wererats in the SEWERS!&nbsp; Would you prefer that eh?&nbsp; Cuz' that's the last thing left that hasn't been cleaned out by the hoards of adventurers that come along to our peaceful little town [of gnomish[half-hafling-half-orc-half-monkeys].&nbsp; So, if you don't want this job, I'd recommend you go shovel <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> for the horsemen or perhaps clean out the autopsy tank at the healers hut&nbsp; or better yet, perhaps this is more your thing, maybe you could look into giving some blood over at the maggot patch so they can properly raise some more horseflys to polymorph into town guards.&nbsp; BTW, there's no hookers in this town, because they and all the waitresses all got rich and moved away from all of you adventurer's giving them gold piece tips!&nbsp; A gold piece?&nbsp; For a chunk of cheese, some bread and Old MilHommlet's Stale Pale Ale?&nbsp; Do you see how you 'adventurer's just don't get it?&nbsp; There's nothing left?&nbsp; Nothing but this trip into the Measle mountains, on through the Mumps Humps, across Mud-sweat swamp, down into diarrhea dungeon and out the shoot with the Hemorrhoid Hairpiece Holder of Hank the Bloody-Grundied Ranger!&quot;&quot;Gee, uhm powerful sir, when do we leave?&nbsp; I just can't wait to find out what a hemmorhoid hair holder looks like and to bring it back for you to use as you wish.&quot;&quot;INFIDEL!!!&nbsp; It's not for me!&nbsp; It's for my, uhm..uh...uh..cousin...Yes, that's right.&nbsp; It's for my cousin.&quot;jh..</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Emirikol, post: 2171832, member: 10638"] "Then you get no x.p. tonight. Adventure is not a dinner menu. See, really, we live in a pretty civilized nation. Even the king has to hire orcs from the bandit kingdoms to come over and pillage so he can slay them. There's always the wererats in the SEWERS! Would you prefer that eh? Cuz' that's the last thing left that hasn't been cleaned out by the hoards of adventurers that come along to our peaceful little town [of gnomish[half-hafling-half-orc-half-monkeys]. So, if you don't want this job, I'd recommend you go shovel :):):):) for the horsemen or perhaps clean out the autopsy tank at the healers hut or better yet, perhaps this is more your thing, maybe you could look into giving some blood over at the maggot patch so they can properly raise some more horseflys to polymorph into town guards. BTW, there's no hookers in this town, because they and all the waitresses all got rich and moved away from all of you adventurer's giving them gold piece tips! A gold piece? For a chunk of cheese, some bread and Old MilHommlet's Stale Pale Ale? Do you see how you 'adventurer's just don't get it? There's nothing left? Nothing but this trip into the Measle mountains, on through the Mumps Humps, across Mud-sweat swamp, down into diarrhea dungeon and out the shoot with the Hemorrhoid Hairpiece Holder of Hank the Bloody-Grundied Ranger!" "Gee, uhm powerful sir, when do we leave? I just can't wait to find out what a hemmorhoid hair holder looks like and to bring it back for you to use as you wish." "INFIDEL!!! It's not for me! It's for my, uhm..uh...uh..cousin...Yes, that's right. It's for my cousin." jh .. [/QUOTE]

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