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<blockquote data-quote="Mad Mac" data-source="post: 2178388" data-attributes="member: 27873"><p>Well, I don't know how other people would do it, but if it was my uber-powerful being, it would go something like this...</p><p></p><p>Ubie: No? Well, I guess I understand...but think it over, will you?</p><p></p><p>PC: Yeah, yeah, whatever.</p><p></p><p>(Crack of dawn the next morning)</p><p>*Banging noise*</p><p></p><p>PC: The He..? Someones at the door?</p><p>(Opens door, see's the uber powerful being standing there with slightly mussed up hair)</p><p></p><p>Ubie: Hiyah fellas! Care for a doughnut?</p><p></p><p>PC: You have <strong>got</strong> to be kidding me.</p><p></p><p>Ubie: So about that Mcguffin...</p><p></p><p>PC: No! *slams door*</p><p></p><p>Other PC: You could at least have taken the doughnuts...</p><p></p><p>PC: Shut up! So now what do we do?</p><p></p><p>Other PC: I dunno. Lets go look for a new, non-mcguffin related job.</p><p></p><p>(PC's trek down to the employment center.)</p><p></p><p>PC: Hey, this one pays pretty well.</p><p></p><p>Other PC: Yeah, what's it say?</p><p></p><p>PC: Kind of vague..."Exciting, non-railroaded adventure, no McGuffins. Promise!"</p><p></p><p>Other PC: Doesn't sound bad. "Meet Bob in Inn for details" You want it?</p><p></p><p>PC: Well, there is one other assignment. "Wererat infestation in sewers"</p><p></p><p>Other PC: Is there any other kind? You'd think people would learn. How's the pay?</p><p></p><p>PC: Lousy. not suprisingly. You'd think they'd just give maintance workers silver knives and be done with it.</p><p></p><p>Other PC: What, and raise taxes? Screw that. Lets do the first job.</p><p></p><p>(Party treks over to Inn)</p><p></p><p>PC: *Peeks inside, then throws buddy up against the wall and presses his finger up to his lips.* Sshhhh</p><p></p><p>Other PC: *yelling* Get off me you nutcase, what's wrong with you!</p><p></p><p>PC: (Panicked expression) He'll...hear...you</p><p></p><p>Ubie: *Waving* Hiyah boys! Come on in!</p><p></p><p>PC: Oh, no...we aren't setting foot in that...Hey what are you doing? Traitor!</p><p></p><p>Other PC: Sorry dude, suggestion...</p><p></p><p>PC: Dang nabbit. </p><p></p><p>*PC's sit across the table from uber-powerful being, now wearing a "Bob" nametage.*</p><p></p><p>Ubie: I'm so glad you've accepted this quest...</p><p></p><p>PC: We, uh, can't do it, sorry.</p><p></p><p>Ubie: Oh?</p><p></p><p>Other PC: Yeah! we got this wererat quest lined up and..</p><p></p><p>Ubie: That hackneyed sewer deal? Already done.</p><p></p><p>PC: What?</p><p></p><p>Ubie: Oh come on, it was easy. Took me 5 minutes.</p><p></p><p>PC: But why?</p><p></p><p>Ubie: Just wanted to make sure you had room in your schedule for my McGuffin problem.</p><p></p><p>Other PC: *Waving Paper* Hold on now! This flyer clearly states "No McGuffins!" If you're lying, so help me, we'll have you brought up on false-advertising charges so fast...</p><p></p><p>Ubie: Did I say McGuffin? I must have mispoke. I meant to say, uh...MacGuffin, yes, that's the ticket...</p><p></p><p>PC's: *Groan* </p><p></p><p>But you know, we all have our own DMing styles. And no, I wouldn't <strong>make</strong> them do it, but I probably would have "Bob" harassing them for the next couple months, just for kicks. He could even come up with new non-so-dire problems every week. <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious :]" data-shortname=":]" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mad Mac, post: 2178388, member: 27873"] Well, I don't know how other people would do it, but if it was my uber-powerful being, it would go something like this... Ubie: No? Well, I guess I understand...but think it over, will you? PC: Yeah, yeah, whatever. (Crack of dawn the next morning) *Banging noise* PC: The He..? Someones at the door? (Opens door, see's the uber powerful being standing there with slightly mussed up hair) Ubie: Hiyah fellas! Care for a doughnut? PC: You have [B]got[/B] to be kidding me. Ubie: So about that Mcguffin... PC: No! *slams door* Other PC: You could at least have taken the doughnuts... PC: Shut up! So now what do we do? Other PC: I dunno. Lets go look for a new, non-mcguffin related job. (PC's trek down to the employment center.) PC: Hey, this one pays pretty well. Other PC: Yeah, what's it say? PC: Kind of vague..."Exciting, non-railroaded adventure, no McGuffins. Promise!" Other PC: Doesn't sound bad. "Meet Bob in Inn for details" You want it? PC: Well, there is one other assignment. "Wererat infestation in sewers" Other PC: Is there any other kind? You'd think people would learn. How's the pay? PC: Lousy. not suprisingly. You'd think they'd just give maintance workers silver knives and be done with it. Other PC: What, and raise taxes? Screw that. Lets do the first job. (Party treks over to Inn) PC: *Peeks inside, then throws buddy up against the wall and presses his finger up to his lips.* Sshhhh Other PC: *yelling* Get off me you nutcase, what's wrong with you! PC: (Panicked expression) He'll...hear...you Ubie: *Waving* Hiyah boys! Come on in! PC: Oh, no...we aren't setting foot in that...Hey what are you doing? Traitor! Other PC: Sorry dude, suggestion... PC: Dang nabbit. *PC's sit across the table from uber-powerful being, now wearing a "Bob" nametage.* Ubie: I'm so glad you've accepted this quest... PC: We, uh, can't do it, sorry. Ubie: Oh? Other PC: Yeah! we got this wererat quest lined up and.. Ubie: That hackneyed sewer deal? Already done. PC: What? Ubie: Oh come on, it was easy. Took me 5 minutes. PC: But why? Ubie: Just wanted to make sure you had room in your schedule for my McGuffin problem. Other PC: *Waving Paper* Hold on now! This flyer clearly states "No McGuffins!" If you're lying, so help me, we'll have you brought up on false-advertising charges so fast... Ubie: Did I say McGuffin? I must have mispoke. I meant to say, uh...MacGuffin, yes, that's the ticket... PC's: *Groan* But you know, we all have our own DMing styles. And no, I wouldn't [B]make[/B] them do it, but I probably would have "Bob" harassing them for the next couple months, just for kicks. He could even come up with new non-so-dire problems every week. :] [/QUOTE]
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