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<blockquote data-quote="Turanil" data-source="post: 2818476" data-attributes="member: 9646"><p>I've seen this movie two days ago on TV. This crap featuring Mel gibson, about Crop Circles and inept aliens. It was called "Signs" if I remember well... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f621.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" data-smilie="4"data-shortname=":mad:" /> </p><p></p><p>Well, I really like Mel Gibson, and I thought that Crop Circles could be the basis for a cool movie, I mean, some subtle sci-fi mystery investigation plot, probably ala X-Files. But what do we get instead? The most odious crap I ever saw these last years. Couldn't believe it. Poor Mel, I am ashamed for you that you stared in this idiocy.</p><p></p><p>I mean:</p><p>1) Some aliens come from another planet in their spaceship. So their technology must be incredibly advanced. Right?</p><p>2) Some aliens from a distant planet are certainly based on a chimy much different from our own. As such, they absolutely cannot eat something from our planet, since their DNA is incompatible with ours. Right?</p><p></p><p>So what do they do? </p><p>1) They imprint crop circles in corn fields, as a mean of orienteering themselves on our planet. Imagine the level of technology required to do this. They could use it to devise simple means of navigation? But no, they need to create crop circles in corn field or they would be lost. Yeah. </p><p>2) When on our planet, they walk nude. Yeah. No weapon, no tools, nothing, just a short pant. Yeah.</p><p>3) They eat humans of course. No fishes, no cow, no plants, no, only humans. With our DNA certainly incompatible making us useless food for them. Yeah.</p><p>4) They cross the void in their great starships, but are unable to simply open a wooden door with a plank on it. I mean: they just have their clawed hands, no weapons, nothing. Yeah.</p><p>5) Simple water burns their "flesh" like acid. But water is a compound necessary to life (as a solvent). Being burned by water is simply absurd. In any case, the human body is full of water, and they pretend to eat us? </p><p></p><p>I could go on and on... This movie, what a crap. There was the basis and actor for a cool story. But no. They DO PREFER to product crap. If an author comes with an interesting story, they probably reject it and say, "no, forget this, make some goood ooold craaap instead". </p><p></p><p>I must say it again. Mel Gibson and the Crop Circles, what a crap. Or maybe I didn't understand? It's <strong>Crap Circles.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Turanil, post: 2818476, member: 9646"] I've seen this movie two days ago on TV. This crap featuring Mel gibson, about Crop Circles and inept aliens. It was called "Signs" if I remember well... :mad: Well, I really like Mel Gibson, and I thought that Crop Circles could be the basis for a cool movie, I mean, some subtle sci-fi mystery investigation plot, probably ala X-Files. But what do we get instead? The most odious crap I ever saw these last years. Couldn't believe it. Poor Mel, I am ashamed for you that you stared in this idiocy. I mean: 1) Some aliens come from another planet in their spaceship. So their technology must be incredibly advanced. Right? 2) Some aliens from a distant planet are certainly based on a chimy much different from our own. As such, they absolutely cannot eat something from our planet, since their DNA is incompatible with ours. Right? So what do they do? 1) They imprint crop circles in corn fields, as a mean of orienteering themselves on our planet. Imagine the level of technology required to do this. They could use it to devise simple means of navigation? But no, they need to create crop circles in corn field or they would be lost. Yeah. 2) When on our planet, they walk nude. Yeah. No weapon, no tools, nothing, just a short pant. Yeah. 3) They eat humans of course. No fishes, no cow, no plants, no, only humans. With our DNA certainly incompatible making us useless food for them. Yeah. 4) They cross the void in their great starships, but are unable to simply open a wooden door with a plank on it. I mean: they just have their clawed hands, no weapons, nothing. Yeah. 5) Simple water burns their "flesh" like acid. But water is a compound necessary to life (as a solvent). Being burned by water is simply absurd. In any case, the human body is full of water, and they pretend to eat us? I could go on and on... This movie, what a crap. There was the basis and actor for a cool story. But no. They DO PREFER to product crap. If an author comes with an interesting story, they probably reject it and say, "no, forget this, make some goood ooold craaap instead". I must say it again. Mel Gibson and the Crop Circles, what a crap. Or maybe I didn't understand? It's [B]Crap Circles.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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