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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BV210" data-source="post: 3647660" data-attributes="member: 1534">Ah yes, RPG Code 47:329c - Marketplace Fight Foul Inclusion Clause"In the course of exciting fight scenes in crowded marketplaces, at least one stall must contain no more than 150 and no less than 25 easily panicked birds (preferably Gallus gallus - the domesticated chicken) wherein the belligerents must ensure that said cages/stalls are intruded upon and said avians are set loose to run rampant among the aforementioned contenders to present distraction, and at a bare minimum, some levity from the scene."And don't forget sub-clause 47:329c.4.1.6.g"At the end of the battle constrained by the tenets of the Marketplace Fight Foul Inclusion clause, at least one of the victors (preferably the primary damage dealer - hereafter referred to as "the tank") must emerge from a damaged market stall, expectorate a large amount of feathers from their mouth, and utter a pithy statement."</blockquote>