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<blockquote data-quote="mfrench" data-source="post: 3631980" data-attributes="member: 32901">Two of my favorites, one IC and one OOC.PCs are going through the Return to White Plume Mountain, decide to take a rest for the night in the room controlled by a wizard.&nbsp; The wizard sends an assault team to bring them to him, two Ogres trying to knock down their door with hammers:Ogre: &quot;Come out and meet the master of White Plume Mountain!&quot;PC Warblade: &quot;You come in HERE and meet the master of White Plume Mountain.&quot;Ogres knock down door, Warblade trips them both (he was a beast at tripping!):Warblade: &quot;Guys, it didn't have to be this way!&quot;The OOC was a player who on several occasions would open a 2-liter of soda as soon as it arrived, and of course it fizzes up and spills everywhere.&nbsp; After the 3rd or 4th time:Ryan (angry): &quot;We keep telling you to open it slowly - why won't you open it slowly?&quot;Dave (flabergasted): &quot;You mean you want me to actually PHYSICALLY OPEN IT SLOWLY???&quot;Room: *raucous laughter*He's a smart guy, he just didn't get the concept of carbonation.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="mfrench, post: 3631980, member: 32901"] Two of my favorites, one IC and one OOC. PCs are going through the Return to White Plume Mountain, decide to take a rest for the night in the room controlled by a wizard. The wizard sends an assault team to bring them to him, two Ogres trying to knock down their door with hammers: Ogre: "Come out and meet the master of White Plume Mountain!" PC Warblade: "You come in HERE and meet the master of White Plume Mountain." Ogres knock down door, Warblade trips them both (he was a beast at tripping!): Warblade: "Guys, it didn't have to be this way!" The OOC was a player who on several occasions would open a 2-liter of soda as soon as it arrived, and of course it fizzes up and spills everywhere. After the 3rd or 4th time: Ryan (angry): "We keep telling you to open it slowly - why won't you open it slowly?" Dave (flabergasted): "You mean you want me to actually PHYSICALLY OPEN IT SLOWLY???" Room: *raucous laughter* He's a smart guy, he just didn't get the concept of carbonation. [/QUOTE]

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