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<blockquote data-quote="Yami no Hon" data-source="post: 3632789" data-attributes="member: 29447">&quot;Someone's using a cadaver to hide a drinking problem.&quot; - Gus, the Rogue about a guy who had been dead for months had somehow been ordering and paying for drinks in the tavern&quot;Hey guys, I think that guy's dead.&nbsp; Wanna' take his stuff?&quot; -Gus, the Rogue&quot;She thinks its the nifftiest thing since slice bread, moreso because sliced bread hasn't been invented yet.&quot; -the DM&quot;All animals have snakes.&quot; -Rick the RangerRogue:&quot;How are you?&quot;Ghost of Monk:&quot;Still Dead.&quot;Rogue: &quot;Well, I hope that gets better.&quot;&quot;You can't see me, I'm moving silently.&quot; -Gus, the Rogue&quot;The ninja is gay.&quot; -the DM&quot;I've got a tree in my--&quot; - Ringwalled, who stopped the word 'pants' before it left his mouth, and instead told the female paladin of the goddess of law and justice &quot;I have a Qual's Feather Token in my backpack.&quot;&quot;Death to Art.&quot; - Gus, after knocking over and destorying an army of terra cotta warriors out of the fear that they might come to life and attack the partyThe Enchantress is returning to the tavern in the company of an evil Ranger.&nbsp; She wants the entire party to get to gether in the common room, so that when they enter they can capture him.&nbsp; This message is given telepathiclly to her familliar, a cat.&nbsp; The cat then passes it on to a leopard, the druid's animal companion.&nbsp; The thing was the druid had a split-personality, and the other personality was a sorcerer who's familiar was a snake.&nbsp; The leopard gives the message to the snake (handwaved by the DM because they are both familiars/animal companions of the same guy), and the snake passes it on to the sorcerer (who was the dominant personality at the time).&nbsp; The sorcerer passes the rest of the message on to the party as:&quot;Meow, meow, meow, meow, boobs, big room.&quot;Quotes which have their origins in difficulties reading the handwriting of other people:&quot;Why do I speak Lesbian?&quot; &quot;Why do I have ranks in 'Use Rape'?&quot;&quot;Flurry of Gloves?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Yami no Hon, post: 3632789, member: 29447"] "Someone's using a cadaver to hide a drinking problem." - Gus, the Rogue about a guy who had been dead for months had somehow been ordering and paying for drinks in the tavern "Hey guys, I think that guy's dead. Wanna' take his stuff?" -Gus, the Rogue "She thinks its the nifftiest thing since slice bread, moreso because sliced bread hasn't been invented yet." -the DM "All animals have snakes." -Rick the Ranger Rogue:"How are you?" Ghost of Monk:"Still Dead." Rogue: "Well, I hope that gets better." "You can't see me, I'm moving silently." -Gus, the Rogue "The ninja is gay." -the DM "I've got a tree in my--" - Ringwalled, who stopped the word 'pants' before it left his mouth, and instead told the female paladin of the goddess of law and justice "I have a Qual's Feather Token in my backpack." "Death to Art." - Gus, after knocking over and destorying an army of terra cotta warriors out of the fear that they might come to life and attack the party The Enchantress is returning to the tavern in the company of an evil Ranger. She wants the entire party to get to gether in the common room, so that when they enter they can capture him. This message is given telepathiclly to her familliar, a cat. The cat then passes it on to a leopard, the druid's animal companion. The thing was the druid had a split-personality, and the other personality was a sorcerer who's familiar was a snake. The leopard gives the message to the snake (handwaved by the DM because they are both familiars/animal companions of the same guy), and the snake passes it on to the sorcerer (who was the dominant personality at the time). The sorcerer passes the rest of the message on to the party as: "Meow, meow, meow, meow, boobs, big room." Quotes which have their origins in difficulties reading the handwriting of other people: "Why do I speak Lesbian?" "Why do I have ranks in 'Use Rape'?" "Flurry of Gloves?" [/QUOTE]

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