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<blockquote data-quote="STARP_Social_Officer" data-source="post: 3634300" data-attributes="member: 41202">Me, trying to con someone: &quot;I am Lord Marchley, and this is my colleague, Lord Smellers.&quot;Other player: &quot;I don't want to be Lord Smellers!!&quot;Other player: &quot;What do you think of the plan?&quot;Me: &quot;I like it.&quot;Other player: &quot;Well, that settles it. We're not doing it.&quot;Hunter: The ReckoningOther player: &quot;I have a great idea how to kill this vampire.&quot;Me: &quot;How?&quot;Other player: &quot;Let's get a light airplane from somewhere, fly to his house...&quot;Me: &quot;Oh god.&quot;Other player: &quot;And 9-11 the f*cker!&quot;Me: Hmm...how about &quot;NO!!&quot;Didn't matter. He did it anyway.(shudders)(points to the barbarian)&quot;Don't make me make him hurt you.&quot;The bard was hitting on just about every woman we encountered. As he tried it on and failed with a dryad, the party's fighter just sighed and said:&quot;Seriously. Dude. Just go hire a hooker or something, please, 'cos this is getting out of control.&quot;In my old campaign, druids were divided into two types - older druids, who used &quot;thee&quot; and &quot;thy&quot; a lot and were very much your &quot;wizened old man&quot; type, and the younger ones. Mostly through the player's characterisation, the younger druids were all portrayed as stoners. The PC druid attended a druidic council, and the entirety of the meeting was as follows:&quot;Dude?&quot;&quot;Dude?&quot;&quot;Dude.&quot;&quot;Dude!&quot;&quot;Dude?&quot;&quot;Dude!!&quot;(pause)&quot;Dude?&quot;&quot;Dude.&quot;Classic. Good times, good times.Being attacked by a half-orc with a large axe, and having just killed the others in the attacking party, the mage got herself out of trouble by shouting one word:&quot;SIT!!&quot;And he did. The mage gained himself a cohort in the process.This is totally out-of-game, but it paralysed us for several minutes. As so often happens (we ain't called the Side Tracked Association of Role Players for nothing, you know), we got off on a tangent and the conversation turned, for some ungodly reason, to hentai. One player was saying that it was akin to juveniles drawing pornographic pictures in their schoolbooks, when someone's phone rang. The distraction caused us to tune out, momentarily, only to come back in just as the player said &quot;Look! I drew a penis!&quot;This caused severe breathing difficulties for everybody. Purile, perhaps, but it was the non-sequitur nature of the comment that made it funny.Also, that same player was once known to say &quot;vegetarianism is just one step away from Communism.&quot; We've thrown that back at him very often.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="STARP_Social_Officer, post: 3634300, member: 41202"] Me, trying to con someone: "I am Lord Marchley, and this is my colleague, Lord Smellers." Other player: "I don't want to be Lord Smellers!!" Other player: "What do you think of the plan?" Me: "I like it." Other player: "Well, that settles it. We're not doing it." Hunter: The Reckoning Other player: "I have a great idea how to kill this vampire." Me: "How?" Other player: "Let's get a light airplane from somewhere, fly to his house..." Me: "Oh god." Other player: "And 9-11 the f*cker!" Me: Hmm...how about "NO!!" Didn't matter. He did it anyway. (shudders) (points to the barbarian) "Don't make me make him hurt you." The bard was hitting on just about every woman we encountered. As he tried it on and failed with a dryad, the party's fighter just sighed and said: "Seriously. Dude. Just go hire a hooker or something, please, 'cos this is getting out of control." In my old campaign, druids were divided into two types - older druids, who used "thee" and "thy" a lot and were very much your "wizened old man" type, and the younger ones. Mostly through the player's characterisation, the younger druids were all portrayed as stoners. The PC druid attended a druidic council, and the entirety of the meeting was as follows: "Dude?" "Dude?" "Dude." "Dude!" "Dude?" "Dude!!" (pause) "Dude?" "Dude." Classic. Good times, good times. Being attacked by a half-orc with a large axe, and having just killed the others in the attacking party, the mage got herself out of trouble by shouting one word: "SIT!!" And he did. The mage gained himself a cohort in the process. This is totally out-of-game, but it paralysed us for several minutes. As so often happens (we ain't called the Side Tracked Association of Role Players for nothing, you know), we got off on a tangent and the conversation turned, for some ungodly reason, to hentai. One player was saying that it was akin to juveniles drawing pornographic pictures in their schoolbooks, when someone's phone rang. The distraction caused us to tune out, momentarily, only to come back in just as the player said "Look! I drew a penis!" This caused severe breathing difficulties for everybody. Purile, perhaps, but it was the non-sequitur nature of the comment that made it funny. Also, that same player was once known to say "vegetarianism is just one step away from Communism." We've thrown that back at him very often. [/QUOTE]

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