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<blockquote data-quote="Darklone" data-source="post: 3634732" data-attributes="member: 1372">The group finally found the phylactery of the evil lich thing. Too bad it's adamantine and magic. Sooo the big powerful mofos use all buff spells on the strongest party member (Kord cleric) who uses his strength domain power and Power Attack and everything else he has... he smites it ... and manages to cause 1 point of damage. (3.0 Power Attack)Unbelieving stares. The party psion currently occupied by diplomatic exchanges with a general walks by, watches the act, grins, levitates the box up high, drops it, it breaks. Unbelieving stares by the muscleboys. &quot;Mind over matter&quot; he says and continues to chat with the general (which he charmed).-----------------Half-orc barbarian enters throne chamber of some midgets... Tiny goblinoids IIRC. He's greatcleaving his way through the kings guard quite easily. So the king shouts: &quot;Flee, the big thing will kill us!&quot; and they run for the emergency exit. The half-orc drops the last bodyguard and says: &quot;I hide behind the throne.&quot; Frowns around the table. Finally the DM asks tentatively: &quot;Ehem, what? And why?&quot; Half-orc player: &quot;As soon as that big thing he's been talking about comes in, I jump out and kill it!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Darklone, post: 3634732, member: 1372"] The group finally found the phylactery of the evil lich thing. Too bad it's adamantine and magic. Sooo the big powerful mofos use all buff spells on the strongest party member (Kord cleric) who uses his strength domain power and Power Attack and everything else he has... he smites it ... and manages to cause 1 point of damage. (3.0 Power Attack) Unbelieving stares. The party psion currently occupied by diplomatic exchanges with a general walks by, watches the act, grins, levitates the box up high, drops it, it breaks. Unbelieving stares by the muscleboys. "Mind over matter" he says and continues to chat with the general (which he charmed). ----------------- Half-orc barbarian enters throne chamber of some midgets... Tiny goblinoids IIRC. He's greatcleaving his way through the kings guard quite easily. So the king shouts: "Flee, the big thing will kill us!" and they run for the emergency exit. The half-orc drops the last bodyguard and says: "I hide behind the throne." Frowns around the table. Finally the DM asks tentatively: "Ehem, what? And why?" Half-orc player: "As soon as that big thing he's been talking about comes in, I jump out and kill it!" [/QUOTE]

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