Message Board Monster - Make a confession...

[Flyspeck23]

Maybe you've read Monte Cook's "Internet Message Board Wandering Monster Table" (if not: what are you waiting for? ).

While reading this, I sometimes thought: well, that's me - in a way, at least. So I'll start confessing what kind of Message Board Monster(s) I am, and then it's YOUR turn

Evil Merchant - you decide (hey, you can always turn off the signatures...)
Roper - sometimes. It can happen.
Kobold - sadly, but not too often.
Carrion Crawler - that sure is fun.
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing - not sure about this one, but I love using smileys
Sigmund the Sea Monster - hopefully not most of the time, but it's bound to happen
1st-Level-Dude - sure. 200-something posts isn't that much. And my sense of humor is sometimes a bit lacking...
Orc - guess so.

Now, what kind of Message Board Monster are you?
[Note: stay away from naming people, like: "Hey, Pirate§@& is actually all monsters rolled into one" or somesuch. That ain't fun.]

 

[NarlethDrider]

heh, I'm a mere commoner.... &, uh, looking below, I'm a sigmund the sea monster as well

 

[alsih2o]

chaos(cg) beast or ravid, depending on who you ask with commoner tendencies.

i think

 

[diaglo]

Necromancer, Gargoyle, or Crusading Ogre depending on my mood.

 

[Nifft]

Wanna-be Ravid, so probably Chaos Beast (with pretentions of Vetran-hood).

-- N

 

[hong]

Necromancer, Gargoyle, or Crusading Ogre depending on my mood.

Pfft. You, my dear, are a cuckoo. But the REAL question is: what am I?


Hong "DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION, PEOPLE" Ooi

 

[Gez]

Since you ask not too, I'll say you looks like a chaos beast, a dire boar, a phosphorescent fungi, a roper, a carrion crawler, and sometimes, a ravid.


By these definitions, I'm part-time troll and wizened sage, with a bit of roper, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing, and even kobold (there's a long list of typos I positively can't stand).

 

[diaglo]

Pfft. You, my dear, are a cuckoo. But the REAL question is: what am I?

Quickling?

 

[francisca]

Sigmund the Sea Monster, fer sure dude.

 

[busker]

He forgot the lurker, those of us who have read the boards everyday for a while but rarely ever post.