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<blockquote data-quote="Mark" data-source="post: 374639" data-attributes="member: 5"><p>Song: Dear Abby</p><p>Artist: John Prine</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long</p><p>My hair's fallin' out and my rights are all wrong</p><p>My friends they all tell me are no friends at all</p><p>Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call</p><p>Signed, Bewildered</p><p></p><p></p><p>Chorus:</p><p>Bewildered, Bewildered, you have no complaint</p><p>You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't</p><p>So listen up buster and listen up good</p><p>Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Abby, Dear Abby my fountain pen leaks</p><p>My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks</p><p>Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed</p><p>If it weren't so expensive, I'd wish I were dead</p><p>Signed, Unhappy</p><p></p><p></p><p>Chorus:</p><p>Unhappy, Unhappy......</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Abby, Dear Abby you won't believe this</p><p>But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss</p><p>My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head</p><p>But my stomach just tells me to write you instead</p><p>Signed, Noise-maker</p><p></p><p></p><p>Chorus:</p><p>Noise-maker, Noise-maker......</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Abby, Dear Abby well I never thought</p><p>That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught</p><p>We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze</p><p>With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees</p><p>Signed, Just Married</p><p></p><p></p><p>Chorus:</p><p>Just Married, Just Married you have no complaint</p><p>You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't</p><p>So listen up buster and listen up good</p><p>Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood</p><p></p><p></p><p>Sig-ned......Dear Abby</p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mark, post: 374639, member: 5"] Song: Dear Abby Artist: John Prine Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long My hair's fallin' out and my rights are all wrong My friends they all tell me are no friends at all Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call Signed, Bewildered Chorus: Bewildered, Bewildered, you have no complaint You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't So listen up buster and listen up good Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood Dear Abby, Dear Abby my fountain pen leaks My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed If it weren't so expensive, I'd wish I were dead Signed, Unhappy Chorus: Unhappy, Unhappy...... Dear Abby, Dear Abby you won't believe this But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head But my stomach just tells me to write you instead Signed, Noise-maker Chorus: Noise-maker, Noise-maker...... Dear Abby, Dear Abby well I never thought That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught We were sittin' in the back seat just shootin' the breeze With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees Signed, Just Married Chorus: Just Married, Just Married you have no complaint You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't So listen up buster and listen up good Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood Sig-ned......Dear Abby :D [/QUOTE]
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