MMII and the greatest PC idea ever

JPL

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An awakened titanic frog with levels in the lasher prestige class [from Sword and Fist].

Because when folks see a really giant frog, they are not expecting skill and finesse, y'know? And then, all of a sudden, out comes the tongue...
 

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Thanks Kai Lord. We appreciate the preview of DnD thoughts by Jack Handy. At last something for that last half hour.
 

Paragon half fiend/half orc Death Knight with 20 level in fighter, 10 in Blackguard and 10 in Divine Emmisary, AND got blessings from the True Ritual Chardun's Consecration. :)
 

JPL said:
An awakened titanic frog with levels in the lasher prestige class [from Sword and Fist].

Because when folks see a really giant frog, they are not expecting skill and finesse, y'know? And then, all of a sudden, out comes the tongue...

I like it!

But, for a PC, you'd be at a disadvantage using a natural body part that can't be enchanted as easily as regular weapons. I'm sure you could work around it with a cooperative DM, though.

(Although, if I were DM, I'd introduce an awakened pig as a love interest. And she'd have levels of Monk... HAAAIIII-YYAAA!!!!)
 

Oooh Oooh! I got one!

Epic Level 25 Grell Commoner with tons of skills points in Fletching!

How about DeathKnight NPC Warrior?

Flumph Shadowdancer anyone?
 

Re: Re: MMII and the greatest PC idea ever

Chun-tzu said:


I like it!

But, for a PC, you'd be at a disadvantage using a natural body part that can't be enchanted as easily as regular weapons. I'm sure you could work around it with a cooperative DM, though.

(Although, if I were DM, I'd introduce an awakened pig as a love interest. And she'd have levels of Monk... HAAAIIII-YYAAA!!!!)

Hmmm...two ideas:

1. A hula-hoop sized tongue ring +4

2. Tattoo some mysterious titanic frog runes on his tongue.

I suppose we could figure out something with using a mace of disruption as a tongue stud, too...
 


I had a great idea once- but never put it to use...

a Psion (with PM self) and a cohort Sorc- preferably one with high con and lots o HP and AC. The High level Psion would PM into a toad (act as familiar) and be attackin the PCs from behind while they concentarte on the cohort. Since manifestations are mental- no somatic or verbal components- so they would no know until it was waaay too late- they wasted a lot of their resources on the cohort...

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Or better yet- the sorc can have his own toad. teh PSion would PM into a butterfly and flutter right onto the PCs (easy touch attack) because nobody ever suspects the butterfly...
 
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