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<blockquote data-quote="talien" data-source="post: 5362178" data-attributes="member: 3285"><p><strong>Music of the Spheres: Prologue</strong></p><p></p><p>HAYDEN, NB—"Gosh darn it Bob, why did I have to park my car across the street again?"</p><p></p><p>Annie, the dispatcher for the Hayden sheriff's office, rolled her eyes. Sheriff Randy Kaufman and Deputy Bob Horner were having their weekly argument about the supposedly reserved parking space again. </p><p></p><p>Bob grunted. "It's for whoever's on duty at the time."</p><p></p><p>Annie tried to interject. "Bob…"</p><p></p><p>"That may be, but I'm the Sheriff, and I need to be able to access the front door, especially in an emergency," replied Randy. "Besides, the Dodge Durango won't fit in the smaller spaces."</p><p></p><p>She tried again. "Randy…"</p><p></p><p>"Me too," said Bob. </p><p></p><p>Randy took off his hat and scratched the back of his head. "Man alive, Bob! Arguing with you is like arguing with a pole, you know that!"</p><p></p><p>"Excuse me, Randy…"</p><p></p><p>"Pole'd get its own parking space," muttered Bob.</p><p></p><p>"BOYS!" shouted Annie. They both looked at her. "If you two are done arguing there's been an incident over at the Osbourne house. Carrie's going on about dogs, something crazy's gotten into them."</p><p></p><p>Randy screwed his hat back on and made for the door.</p><p></p><p>"I'll drive," said Bob. "My car's closer."</p><p></p><p>Randy glared at him.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="talien, post: 5362178, member: 3285"] [b]Music of the Spheres: Prologue[/b] HAYDEN, NB—"Gosh darn it Bob, why did I have to park my car across the street again?" Annie, the dispatcher for the Hayden sheriff's office, rolled her eyes. Sheriff Randy Kaufman and Deputy Bob Horner were having their weekly argument about the supposedly reserved parking space again. Bob grunted. "It's for whoever's on duty at the time." Annie tried to interject. "Bob…" "That may be, but I'm the Sheriff, and I need to be able to access the front door, especially in an emergency," replied Randy. "Besides, the Dodge Durango won't fit in the smaller spaces." She tried again. "Randy…" "Me too," said Bob. Randy took off his hat and scratched the back of his head. "Man alive, Bob! Arguing with you is like arguing with a pole, you know that!" "Excuse me, Randy…" "Pole'd get its own parking space," muttered Bob. "BOYS!" shouted Annie. They both looked at her. "If you two are done arguing there's been an incident over at the Osbourne house. Carrie's going on about dogs, something crazy's gotten into them." Randy screwed his hat back on and made for the door. "I'll drive," said Bob. "My car's closer." Randy glared at him. [/QUOTE]
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