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Message: <blockquote data-quote="EarthSeraphEdna" data-source="post: 3821051" data-attributes="member: 49309">After seeing the last episode of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, which ended in a fight between two mechas that were literally the size of a galaxy, I tried calculating the stats of a Zetta-Medium (roughly the size of the Andromeda galaxy) iron golem.Assuming that a Large creature made of iron had a 1d8 slam attack (instead of the out-of-whack 2d10 of an iron golem)... the Zetta-Medium iron golem's slam attack alone would do 21,474,836,480d10 damage. That's an average of 118,111,600,640 damage.For comparison, if an object's hp is equivalent to the bonus hp it would've received as a construct, Earth would have 163,840 hp (mass of a Giga-Fine creature), the Sun would have 1,310,720 hp (mass of a Giga-Huge creature), the Milky Way galaxy would have 125,829,120 hp (mass of a Tera-Titanic creature), the Virgo supercluster would have 503,316,480 hp (mass of a Peta-Small creature), and the observable universe would have either 5,368,709,120 or 8,053,063,680 hp (mass of either an Exa-Fine or Exa-Diminutive creature). This means that our Zetta-Medium iron golem is fully capable of obliterating our universe, with lots of excess damage too. Haha, oh wow. That's definitely not in proportion with object hp, but that's obviously because d20 wasn't designed to handle creatures of such ridiculous sizes. Then again, a galaxy-sized creature made of iron SHOULD be able to demolish even a supercluster since the latter has a pitifully low density and is mainly vacuum.EDIT: Here goes nothing...Iron Golem (couldn't think of any name, sorry)Zetta-Medium ConstructHit Dice: 12,986,507,827,891,524,337,664d10+1,030,792,151,040 (71,425,793,054,434,176,008,192 hp)Initiative: -1Speed: 134,217,728 miles (141,733,920,768 squares)Armor Class: 12,396,212,017,532,818,688,516 (-590,295,810,358,705,651,712 size; -1 Dex; +12,986,507,827,891,524,340,219 natural); touch -590,295,810,358,705,651,703; flat-footed 12,396,212,017,532,818,688,516Base Attack/Grapple: +9,739,880,870,918,643,253,248/+9,739,880,870,918,643,253,891Attack: Slam +9,149,585,060,559,937,601,899 melee (21,474,836,480d10+363; average 118,111,601,003 damage)Full Attack: 2 slams +9,149,585,060,559,937,601,899 melee (21,474,836,480d10+363; average 118,111,601,003 damage)Space/Reach: 177,499 Julian light years/266,249 Julian light yearsSpecial Attacks: Area attack, crushing blowsSpecial Qualities: Construct traits, damage reduction 15/adamantine, darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision, 1 virtual size categorySaves: Fort +4,328,835,942,630,508,112,554; Ref +4,328,835,942,630,508,112,553; Will +4,328,835,942,630,508,112,554Abilities: Str 736, Dex 9, Con Ø, Int Ø, Wis 11, Cha 1Skills: —Feats: —Environment: AnyOrganization: Solitary or patrol (2-4)Challenge Rating: ???Treasure: NoneAlignment: Always neutralAdvancement: 12,986,507,827,891,524,337,665-18,365,695,498,068,557,354,988 HD (Zetta-Medium); 18,365,695,498,068,557,354,989-36,731,390,996,137,114,709,976 HD (Zetta-Large)Level Adjustment: —(These values use the revised iron golem height and weight of 14 feet tall and 17,600 pounds heavy. This also uses the revised iron golem's 22 HD, 46 Strength, 30 ft. movement speed, and 1d8 damage slam attack.) This stupidly enormous iron automaton is exactly 8,264,141,345,021,879,123,968 feet tall. That's approximately 1,565,178,285,042,022,561 miles or 266,249 Julian light years. For comparison, the Andromeda galaxy is estimated to have a diameter of 220,000 light years. This insanely huge construct also happens to weigh about 3.62e66 pounds or 1.81e63 tons, which is far heavier than the Virgo supercluster (2.2e43 tons) our our observable universe (3.3e49 tons). It's a wonder that this thing even manages to exist without it rupturing universal boundaries. Only a time lord could hope to create an automaton of such a grand scale.CombatThis construct is capable of dealing an average of 118,111,601,003 damage with a single slam attack, or double that if the poor victim happens to be near a solid surface. It's not going to matter though, since anything small enough to stand on a surface will be obliterated anyway. For comparison, the moon has 61,440 hp; the Earth has 163,840 hp; Jupiter has 245,760 hp; the sun has 1,310,720 hp; Betelguese has 1,966,080 hp; the Milky Way galaxy has 125,829,120 hp; the Virgo supercluster has 503,316,480 hp; and our observable universe has 5,368,709,120 hp. Thus, this automaton is fully capable of destroying a universe, and verily so since it actually has much more mass than one.Area Attack (Ex): The iron golem's attacks target a 19,018-Julian light year square, inflicting slam damage to all creatures and objects in the area of effect. Any creature targeted by the attack must have a movement speed of 9509 Julian light years, otherwise, the attack is considered as having caught the target flat-footed.Crushing Blows (Ex): Any creatures of Zetta-Fine size or smaller standing on or adjacent to a solid surface instead take 42,949,672,960d10+544 damage (average 236,223,201,824 damage) from the iron golem's slam attacks (instead of 21,474,836,480d10+363).So basically, this ISN'T the actual TTGL mecha, it's just a galaxy-sized iron golem, not even with any special abilities. Keep in mind that the TTGL itself would have much higher stats (including at least six times the movement speed). Obviously, Tengen Toppa had to have been NOT made completely of iron, otherwise it would've toppled the universe. Interestingly enough, what it was fighting was a golem of unelemental-like beings. A Zetta-Medium elder unelemental, a mini-Mortiverse if you will.Oh, and I still need to calculate its Challenge Rating. I don't think v5 is up for it...</blockquote>

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