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<blockquote data-quote="Dr Midnight" data-source="post: 381381" data-attributes="member: 69"><p>I lost track of the other thread from a few weeks back. Oh well.</p><p></p><p>-----------------</p><p></p><p><strong>A.C.'s high</strong></p><p>To the tune of Iron Maiden's ACES HIGH</p><p></p><p>There goes the whining, that sets all his nerves frayed</p><p>Then the DM, he begins to fight back.</p><p>Out of the darkness, there lumber some large orcs</p><p>Got to grab dice for the coming attack. </p><p></p><p>Jump into battle and roll initiative</p><p>Put down the spellbook, there's no time for haste</p><p>Gather d6's for fireball: the fun way</p><p>to set orcs aflame and send them to their fates</p><p></p><p>Casting, hacking, frying</p><p>Rolling, waffling, sighing, can I roll again?</p><p>Roll, roll to hit, try to crit, throw that die</p><p>Roll, got nineteen, doesn't hit, A.C.'s high</p><p></p><p>Move in to fire at the half-drow asassins</p><p>Let off some arrows and then run away</p><p>Take a five foot step, spin round, go and flank them</p><p>Strike when they move then to Pelor you'll pray</p><p></p><p>Kobolds at 8 O'clock charge in behind us</p><p>Ten ogre mages come out of their cave</p><p>Turn and then shoot magic missiles to blast them</p><p>Heading straight for them I swing with my glaive</p><p></p><p>Casting, hacking, frying</p><p>Rolling, botching, dying, can I roll again?</p><p>Roll, roll to hit, try to crit, throw that die</p><p>Roll, got nineteen, doesn't hit, A.C.'s high</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dr Midnight, post: 381381, member: 69"] I lost track of the other thread from a few weeks back. Oh well. ----------------- [b]A.C.'s high[/b] To the tune of Iron Maiden's ACES HIGH There goes the whining, that sets all his nerves frayed Then the DM, he begins to fight back. Out of the darkness, there lumber some large orcs Got to grab dice for the coming attack. Jump into battle and roll initiative Put down the spellbook, there's no time for haste Gather d6's for fireball: the fun way to set orcs aflame and send them to their fates Casting, hacking, frying Rolling, waffling, sighing, can I roll again? Roll, roll to hit, try to crit, throw that die Roll, got nineteen, doesn't hit, A.C.'s high Move in to fire at the half-drow asassins Let off some arrows and then run away Take a five foot step, spin round, go and flank them Strike when they move then to Pelor you'll pray Kobolds at 8 O'clock charge in behind us Ten ogre mages come out of their cave Turn and then shoot magic missiles to blast them Heading straight for them I swing with my glaive Casting, hacking, frying Rolling, botching, dying, can I roll again? Roll, roll to hit, try to crit, throw that die Roll, got nineteen, doesn't hit, A.C.'s high [/QUOTE]
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