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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Impeesa" data-source="post: 383552" data-attributes="member: 498">To the tune of the Barenaked Ladies song -It's been one week since I posted hereBared my soul to the boards and asked for answersFive days since I bumped it last,Saying "Find me some info, come back and see me."Three days since the WizO lock,Knew it was a little OT but couldn't tell youYesterday, you finally tried to postBut it'll still be two days 'til I can get a topic through.Stop for a sec and let the thief workAnd cut the noise, jerkBefore he rolls for an encounter.Killing swine is prob'ly fine, although I'd have to draw the lineAt dragging smoking corpses through the temple of Ilmater.Hot like the smoking laser death-sticksBecause we likes tricksBecause it's all about the genre.Weapon master's got the mad critsYou mix and match bits, you shove the background in the corner.Had to open up a can, and damn the man,Before the bandits ranI like the ninja, it's the cheapest of the classesGotta fight a duel with climber's toolsJust 'cuz the DM's cruelCall the cleric, he's the band-aid for the massesHow can I know it when I'm stepping out of line in hereIrritating people though I'm trying to be helpfulI'm that kind of guy, puts everything in GeneralCan't comprehend what I think? You never will.I have a tendency to spam to boost my post countI have a history of losing my accountIt's been one week since I posted hereTyped in caps, and spoke of 1337 ph34rFive days since you yelled at meThreatening to ban me and my IPIt's been three days since the evening chatYou found out where I lived, and grabbed your steel batYesterday, you were still outsideAlong with moderators, other fans, and the FBIBickity-bam goes the great-cleave fighterGrab a bag of rats and watch 'em dive for coverGot a character to change up every seasonSans rhyme or reasonI'll do a cat-man for my next oneLike Elminster they're all munchkinLike Drizzt they're drow-kinLike dragons with a bit of godling mixed inLike Monte, got the plot hooksOkay I don't write booksBut if I did they'd have an orc and pieReal men abuse the spiked chainInflicting mad painHe's the ultimate melee guyGonna get a barrel full of caltropsGet the sharp ones, make 'em really hopJust so the villains aren't always messing up my retreatGotta get in line with the divine'Cuz immortality is mineGo mad with power in a heart beatHow can I know it when I'm stepping out of line in hereIrritating people though I'm trying to be helpfulI'm that kind of guy, puts everything in GeneralCan't comprehend what I think? You never will.I have a tendency to spam to boost my post countThey have a history of banning my accountIt's been one week since they came to meTook a bat to my head and laughed with gleeFive days since I laughed since I laughed at themAnd said I'd call the cops as soon as I could move againThree days since the emergency roomI realized I might be to blame, but what could I do?Yesterday, someone emailed meAnd said "We'll let you back in if you say you're sorry"Let you back in if you say you're sorryLet you back in if you say you're sorryPsionic catman elf-ninja monkey*bows*--Impeesa--</blockquote>

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