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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lizard" data-source="post: 4083882" data-attributes="member: 1054">a)In order to simplify things, it is now a Gelatinous Pyramid. Early playest reports found that cubes had 'too many sides'. Complaints from grognards were drowned out by people noting that "Since you only attacked the front of it anyway, the other sides were just simulationist nonsense. You really only need one side."b)There is no "gelatinous cube..er...pyramid", per se. There is the Gelatinous Absorber, which eats you; the Gelationous Goo Flinger, which flings goo, and the High Lord Almighty Gelatinous Armageddon, a Level 20 Solo Leader, which does things you really don't want to know about.c)Gelatinous Cu^h^h Pyramid minis will be available on DDI for 0.50 cents for the small and $5.00 for the large.d)In keeping with the belief that DMs are either too stupid or lazy to make up their own world, the Gelatinous Pyramid (got it right!) entry will have a half page of stats and 16 pages of backstory detailing its relationships with the empires of the Tieflings and the Dragonborn, and how they helped the giants enslave the dwarves.e)In PHB II, you will be able to play the Jellyborn, a race of humans who had sex wi^h^h^h^h made pacts with the great Pyramids of old, and thus are half human, half pyramid. With boobies.</blockquote>