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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gnostic Goblin" data-source="post: 9528642" data-attributes="member: 7048243">More Mild Misadventures of Gunk the Goblin.If you missed the previous episode, here is a recap: Outside the Goblin CaveGuard Goblin: Halt! Who goes there? You know the rules—no cave for hillside riffraff!Hillside Goblin: It’s me, Gunk! I came to warn you lot—there’s a band of adventurers on their way to slaughter every goblin in this cave! You’ve gotta let me in!Guard Goblin: Oh, sure, Gunk. Just like last week when you said the cave was haunted, and it turned out to be you under a sheet moaning, “OoOoOo, I’m the Goblin King”?Hillside Goblin: That was funny, though. C’mon, Glint, I’m serious this time!Guard Goblin: Serious? Like the time you swore there was gold in the stream, and when we checked, it was just a pile of yellow pebbles you painted?Hillside Goblin: They looked convincing in the sunlight!Guard Goblin: Or that “magic wand” you sold to Snork, which turned out to be a stick covered in glitter?Hillside Goblin: Snork still can’t get over that sparkle curse. Look, this is different—adventurers are real! They’ve got swords and fireballs and—one of them’s got a book! You know nothing good comes from a book!Guard Goblin: Nice try. Next you’ll tell me they’ve got a wizard who’s allergic to goblins but came anyway out of pure spite.Hillside Goblin: THEY DO! How did you know that?! He sneezed and vaporized a tree on the way up here!Guard Goblin: Uh-huh. And I suppose they’re riding a dragon that just happened to stop for tea in the valley?Hillside Goblin: No, just a giant bear—wait, do you hear growling?Guard Goblin: You’re not fooling me, Gunk. Go back to your hill and—hey, what’s that shadow?Hillside Goblin: Oh, no! It’s the bear! I told you! RUN!Guard Goblin: …Why is it holding a teacup?!(Chaos ensues as the adventurers and their tea-loving bear charge the cave, and Gunk smirks in the background, muttering, “Told ya.”)</blockquote>

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