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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gnostic Goblin" data-source="post: 9536783" data-attributes="member: 7048243">A Troll ProblemBy some miracle, or, more likely, Gunk shoving them in the troll’s way, the goblins escaped. They regrouped just outside the cave, gasping for air and glaring at Gunk.“You said it was empty!” Tunk accused.“I thought it was empty!” Gunk retorted. “How was I supposed to know it had a troll?!”“Because it smelled like troll!” Grinkle shrieked. “You literally said it smelled like troll!”Gunk threw up his hands. “Fine! So it smells like troll and there’s a troll. What do we do now? We can’t go back to the old cave, we can’t stay out here, and we can’t fight it ourselves!”“Maybe we could fight it,” muttered Tunk.“With what? Mean looks and insults?” Gunk shot back. “No, no, no. What we need is someone big, mean, and stupid enough to do it for us. Adventurers!”Grinkle recoiled in horror. “The humans?! We’d have to go to the human town!”“It’s that or sleep in the forest,” Gunk said, gesturing to the dark line of trees.The goblins shivered. “But the forest has forest goblins,” Tunk whispered.“You ever met a forest goblin?” Grinkle asked in hushed tones. “They’re wild! Dangerous! They’ll steal your mushrooms and….”The conversation was cut short by a roar.The troll had returned, stomping out of the cave and squinting at them. “Did I say you could leave?”The goblins scattered, but the troll was faster. With gangly arms swinging, it grabbed Tunk and Grinkle, shoving them into the shabby cage with a triumphant grunt.Gunk, to his credit, was halfway down the hillside before he even registered the screaming.To Be Continued…</blockquote>

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