More Squirrels than you can throw a nut at!!

[Robbert Raets]

Just to (ant)agonise ms. Dragongirl and ms. Kahuna Burger (And because I have so much fun writing):

Dire Squirrel
Small Animal
HD: 1d8+1
Initiative: +4
Speed: 30 ft, Climb 20 ft
AC: 16 (+1 Size, +4 Dex, +1 Nat.)
Attacks: Bite +5
Damage: 1d4-1
SQ: Scent
Saves: Fort +3, Ref +6, Will +1
Abilities: Str 8, Dex 18, Con 13, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 8
Skills: Climb +16, Hide +15, Move Silently +12, Listen +9
Feats: Weapon Finesse (bite)

*Squirrels receive a +4 racial bonus to Hide, Move Silently & Climb checks. They add their Dex modifier to Climb checks rather than Str.

CR: 1/3

 

[Robbert Raets]

Titanic Squirrel (aka Krosan Beast)
Gargantuan Animal
HD: 25d8+200
Initiative: -1
Speed: 20 ft, Climb 20 ft
AC: 25 (-4 Size, -1 Dex, +20 Nat.)
Attacks: Bite +34
Damage: 3d8+14
SA: Trample 3d8+21
SQ: Scent
Saves: Fort +22, Ref +13, Will +15
Abilities: Str 38, Dex 8, Con 27, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 4
Skills: Climb +26, Hide -6, Move Silently +7, Listen +9
Feats: Great Fortitude

*Titanic Squirrels receive a +4 racial bonus to Hide, Move Silently & Climb checks.

CR: 13

 

[Robbert Raets]

Reformandu, (Dire) Squirrel Kaiju
Collossal Magical Beast
HD: 41d8+492
Initiative: +5
Speed: 30 ft, Climb 20 ft
AC: 33 (-8 Size, +1 Dex, +30 Nat.)
Attacks: Bite +60
Damage: 2d8+19
SA: Trample 4d12+19, Swallow Whole 2d8+19 damage + 3d6 Acid
SQ: Scent, DR 25/+5, SR 25, Darkvision 120ft, cold resistance 50, Immunity to Mind-Influencing Attacks, Fast Healing 20
Saves: Fort +36, Ref +25, Will +14
Abilities: Str 48, Dex 12, Con 35, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 28
Skills: Climb +34, Hide -1, Move Silently +11, Listen +11
Feats: Improved Trample, Improved Initiative

*Reformandu receives a +4 racial bonus to Hide, Move Silently & Climb checks.

CR: 15

 

[Robbert Raets]

Anthropomorphic Squirrel
Small Monstrous Humanoid
HD: 1d8+1
Initiative: +1
Speed: 15 ft, Climb 15 ft
AC: 12 (+1 Size, +1 Dex)
Attacks: Shortsword +1 or Shortbow +2
Damage: 1d6-1 melee or 1d6-1 ranged
SQ: Scent, Darkvision 60 ft
Saves: Fort +1, Ref +3, Will +4
Abilities: Str 8, Dex 12, Con 13, Int 11, Wis 14, Cha 8
Skills: Climb +11, Hide +8, Move Silently +9, Listen +10

*Squirrels receive a +4 racial bonus to Hide, Move Silently & Climb checks.

CR:1
ECL: +1

(Edit: Forgot to put the CR in the posts. Stoopid me.)

 

[demiurge1138]

You are absolutely f'ing crazy, Robbert. I like em. I like em a lot
Are you going to do the flying barking death squirrel next?
How about ZIMs space squirrel ("And then the squirrel flew to his home planet and killed all the bad guys")
How about the 30-headed paragon greater pseudonatural half-fiend squirrel of legend?

Demiurge out.

 

[Krishnath]

Well, I've allready made a dire squirrel, but the others I really like...

 

[BOZ]

don't forget the carnivorous flying squirrel.

 

[Robbert Raets]

You are absolutely f'ing crazy, Robbert.

So what else is new?

Thanks everyone.