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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Morrow" data-source="post: 4737556" data-attributes="member: 301">Dexter Learns To ReadDexter learned to read. Read, Dexter, read! Veserin says it’s time to practice to write. Dexter doesn’tlike to practice to write. Dexter breaks his pen. Break things, Dexter, break! Dexter practices his letters,<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A is for axe. Dexter will chop many demons with his axe. Dexter will axe them a question. Dexter is funny.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">B is for battle. Battle makes Dexter happy.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">C is for charge. CHARGE!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">D is for Dexter. Dexter will smash his enemies beneath his feet. Dexter will kill every demon. Demons make Dexter angry. Devils and demons defy daring Dexter who deftly defies their designs and destroys them even though his is a dumb dwarf. Dexter borrowed Garnham’s dictionary for that one.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">E is for election. This is important for some reason.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">F is for fury. And fire. And foes. And ferocious. F is a good letter.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">G is for good. Dexter is good.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">H is for horror which Dexter will cause when the bad things see him charging at them coated in the blood of their friends.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I is for injuries which Dexter will inflict on bad things.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">J is for justice. Dexter fights for justice.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">K is for kill. KILL!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">L is for lame. Reading and writing is lame.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">M is for madness. Gwynharwyff shows how to use the madness of battle to fight against evil instead of just killing everything you see which would also be fun but not as nice.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">N is for nice. Dexter is very nice. To his friends…</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">O is for onslaught. Dexter is good at that.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">P is for pile. Pile is what you do with the bodies of your enemies.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Q is for quash. Quash is like squash but without the S so it’s easier to write.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">R is for rage. Rage is what Dexter feels when someone who is supposed to be his friend makes him stay inside and practice writing when he could be outside in the sun chopping down trees and making things.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">S is for slay. Dexter will slay demons.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">T is for test. Don’t test Dexter.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">U is for uproar. It’s like roar only up.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">V is for violence.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">W is for waste. This is a waste of time. Dexter will waste his enemies. Too much ale goes to Dexter’s waste which he works off by wasting enemies. Then he celebrates with ale. Dexter is aware this is a vicious cycle and is working on it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">X is for xterminate. Dexter doesn’t want to hear that’s not how to spell xterminate. He is almost done and if you don’t let him finish he will be very upset.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Y is for yell. It’s good to yell in battle. It lets your enemies know where you are so they can come over to you so you can kill them.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Z is for Zotzilla. Dexter should have killed Zotzilla when he had the chance but the volcano would have erupted and that would be bad.</li> </ul></blockquote>

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